yoo bro, add me! :)

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After a good game in DayZ, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great DayZ and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a DayZ lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "♥♥♥♥ you", then i said "nah ♥♥♥♥ you leatherman" and then it escalated from there

hey, sorry I saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that it´s really rare to see girls playing video games haha!! I don´t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments but don´t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i´m really shy I don´t go out much haha add me on skype we shoult talk more you look really nice and fun xx

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