gamers...sit down

I AM BECOME GABEN

DELAYER OF WORLDS

Yes, I am that Super Aggro Crag.

I like to play videogames. If you like to play videogames and want to be my friend, send me a friend request.


SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: you know whats pretty terrifying
dofer49: yeah?
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: theres pretty much no place safe from spiders because baby spiders can fly
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: and they can travel hundreds of miles
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: thousands even
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: miles above the surface of the earth
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: and just drop down
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: and start destroying everything with their little spider feet
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: you can move to an arctic island and one day a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spider will land
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spider
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: will land on your 57 foot by 57 foot ice chunk
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: and it will crawl right up into your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face and be all surprise ♥♥♥♥♥ and spray it's silk all over you like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of spite
SUPER TURBO AGGRO CRAG: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spiders man
dofer49: jesus\

SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: today i had a dream that
SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: everyone hated me
SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: and my attempts to be a good person only alienated everyone around me
Zach Honeycomb: Those are the worst
SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: and that i was consigned to a life of endless pointless drudgery
SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: and that no matter how hard i try something will always stop me from accomplishing any sort of satisfaction
SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: then i woke up and realized
SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: that was pretty much real life condensed into a dream
SPOOKY AGGRO CRAG: so i ate some chicken tenders

8:15 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: hi
8:15 PM - Trash: hey
8:15 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: you good?
8:16 PM -Fraud: eh okasy
8:17 PM - Slime: u
8:17 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: terrible
8:24 PM - Wretch: why
8:26 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: brother took his monthly BM
8:26 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: smells like 8000 saiyan diapers
8:26 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: 8000 saiyan diapers kaio-kenx10
8:27 PM - Fool: wow that sounds awful
8:28 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: it is
8:28 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: the febreeze can't even neutralize it
8:28 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: it just adds in a terrible fresh linen scent to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saiyan diaper
8:28 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: so it's like a thousand saiyans just ♥♥♥♥ the most beautifuly clean bed you've ever seen
8:28 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: just freshly laundered and everything
8:30 PM - Bowel: hahahaha
8:30 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: this conversation is disgusting
8:30 PM - SUPER AGGRO CRAG: but quotable
8:31 PM - Sewage: yes
8:31 PM - Crotchstench: i already am quoting it