Call me Uncle Twinkletoes

"Stupid Dog!"
"OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"
"Where's my dinner?"
"Where's my lunch?"
"Big deal..."
"Nope..."
"Blah, blah, blah..."
"Ow! What did I do?!"
"Eh?"
"What's huh?"
"Who the heck are you?"
"What's yer offer?"
"We don't want any!!"
"Works for me!"
"Stupid Dog! You made me look bad!"
"Kaboom!"
"Grr!"
"Get off my property!!"
"No solicitors!"
"Lousy telemarketers!"
"Where's my chair?!"
"What about me food?!
"Muriel, I'm hungry!"
"Mr. Nasty, Where are you going?"
"You're my meal ticket!"
"Oh, wicket."
"This looks like a crummy place to end a crummy vacation."
"That's it! I'm gettin'me mallet!"