I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding

2025 has been full of Ai Slop, Gooners, Redacted Files, Brain Rot, and more.
2026, hope you have something better to cook up for us.
Happy New Year,
-ANY

Happy new year! Hope you have a lovely and sweet time with the ones you wanted to spend time with, that you enjoy it, smile and create a lot of end year memories to keep within you forever and ever, best wishes for the upcoming year, let's make it a good one all together ^^

新年快乐！希望你和你想共度时光的人度过一段美好甜蜜的时光，享受其中，笑容常在，并留下许多值得永远珍藏的年末回忆。祝愿你在新的一年里一切顺利，让我们一起创造美好的一年吧！^^

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thank you endlessly Neru