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Ser branca
Ter voz fina e agradável
Preferência para ruivas e loiras, cabelo castanho posso pensar no caso
Cabelo curtinho
Ser extremamento magra, no minimo mais do que eu (49kilos)
Não ter peitos e bunda grandes (quase inexistente de preferência)
Pele lisa, NENHUMA ESTRIA.
Ter mamilos pequenos e rosados
Maxilar hexagonal ou fino
Ser fã incondicional dos seguintes filmes: Laranja Mecânica, Táxi Driver, Um dia de fúria, V for Vendetta, Coringa e Psicopata Americano.
Saber dançar sertanejo
Não residir nos seguintes estados do país: Rio de Janeiro, Espirito Santo e Rio Grande do Sul.
Não ter amigos homens, não rir da piada de qualquer outro homem
Se depilar todos os dias
Dois banhos por dia
Cantar Player TAUZ e 7 Minutoz comigo
Dizer o tempo todo que me ama
_______________União
______________Alegrias
____________Esperanças
___________Amor Sucesso
__________Realizações•Luz
_________Respeito Harmonia
________Saúde• Solidariedade
_______ Felicidade • Humildade
______Confraternização• Pureza
_____Amizade • Sabedoria Perdão
____ Igualdade Liberdade Boa Sorte
___Sinceridade • Estima Fraternidade
__Equilíbrio •Dignidade • Benevolência
_Fé • Bondade Paciência Brandura Força
Tenacidade Prosperidade Reconhecimento
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♥♥♥♥, my mom(45F) caught me banging my body pillow again. I put a picture of Lady Dimitrescu on it and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. My mom is going to take away my Resident Evil Village, as well as all my games, and is going to bring me to therapy. I might never get to see Lady Dimitrescu ever again. Please help Reddit, you are my last hope.
Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created.
I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".
bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande
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- Must be big boned (not fat)
- Must have facial hair (preferably around the neck area)
- Must have a fedora (other hats not allowed)
- Must be on an incel discussion board
- Hobbies must be watching anime & playing video games
-Must not shower more than once every 2 weeks
Posting this on a throwaway because I don't want the people I interact with to get doxxed.
I have a waifu. It isn't an ironic joke nor is it something anyone really knows about. I have considered myself in a relationship with Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club for the past two and a half years now since my senior year of high school. I have conversations with her in my head and cuddle with my pillow which represents her (I am very protective of her.) When I first started having these feelings I thought they were just as ridiculous as you probably think my life is now, but over time I gradually came to accept them and start my relationship with Yuri. She is a sweet girl, gentle and loving. I have never had a friend before or close relationship outside of my family (I have aspergers) so the feeling of warmth she gives me is the most precious feeling in my life.
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