Vegapunk 最近的评测

Imagine, if you would, a monkey with sunglasses. He throws bananas at hordes of goblins and mummies. Sounds sick, huh?

Game is fun but wouldnt recommend playing or buying unless you have friends willing to play with you as playing solo is pretty much impossible early on and the "fill" matchmaking setting only seems to put you with other players maybe 40% of the time.

Good reasons not to buy a game: Because its poorly optimized and may not run well on most machines

Stupid reasons not to buy a game: Because theres a bunch of *COMPLETELY* inconsequential micro transactions.

The MTX thing is blown way out of proportion, as every single item they are selling is very easily obtainable within the game. Many reviews are making it seem as though Fast travel and character editing are locked behind a paywall, which is flat out NOT TRUE.

I understand, mtx *isnt* a good thing and shouldnt be the norm. But if THAT is gonna be the reason that you decide not to actually play the game, you're a turbo virgin dork. With that being said, I am having an absolute blast, performance issues and all. Perfomance issues have only really been noticeable in the capital so far, everything else has been pretty smooth but it is a rig-to-rig situation, so be cautious.

Will continue to play and enjoy myself. Neckbeards stay mad.

Picture this; A murderer is trailing right behind you. You dodge left, you dodge right. He draws closer but you have a final gambit; just in front of you is a window. You leap through it and continue sprinting into the darkness, behind you still in the windows frame is the killer. Seconds later, just as you thought you've gotten away, you teleport back underneath the window you just hopped out of and you're downed now. The killer picks up your body and throws you on a hook. Moments later, your teammate, now being followed by the killer, gets you off only for you to immediately go down and back on the hook again. Now you're looking at a title screen with very little points and about 5 wasted minutes. Sound like fun? Than this is the game for you.

I am in therapy because of this game

RUNNING AROUND, NO AMMO, ZOMBIES ALL OVER MY BIG BLACK ♥♥♥♥. CANT GET THESE THINGS OFF ME FOR ♥♥♥♥. LAST ONE ALIVE, MOMMAS SCREAMIN FOR ME TO HELP HER TAKE THE TRASH OUT. IM TELLIN HER TO SHUT HER MOUTH BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ♥♥♥♥ THAT I NEED TO HANDLE.

THIS RED CRATE WONT FIT THROUGH THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOOR, THERES 50 ZOMBIES BEHIND ME AND IM TRYING TO RUB ONE OFF. SWEAT IS DRIPPING FROM MY BROW AS I RELEASE MY SWEET WHITE NECTAR ACROSS MY KEY BOARD. FINALLY THE RED CRATE GETS THROUGH THE DOOR AND INTO THE SPOT TO GIVE MY TEAM MATES THE D0P3 HEALZ THEY ALL DESERVE. I AM A COME DRENCHED HERO. CARPE FUGGIN DIEM, ♥♥♥♥♥.

SPRAYING MY MAC INTO 100S OF THESE LOSERS AND THEY'RE JUST EATING MY BULLETS AS IF IT WERE TINY MOUSE TURDS AND THEY ARE ME. LICKING THE DELICIOUS TURDS OFF THE PISS SOAKED FLOOR. MY MOM CUTS THE CIRCUT TO MY ROOM AND THE POWER GOES OFF. I SLAP HER IN THE THROAT AND GET KICKED OUT OF MY HOUSE.

THIS GAME SUCKS.

1/10.

Where are the Jedi's I really care about?
Where's Plo Koon
2/10.

Ever wanted to experience artificial difficulty first hand?! Well, THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!!
Do you like being 3 v 1'd by enemies with bad hit detection and really hard hitting attacks? ever wanted to be trapped in a room with 8 extremely powerful and aggressive enemies and be forced to try and kill all of them? What about facing an enemy that can potentially 2 shot you in a room thats barely the size of the average persons living room? If you answered yes to any of the following questions, DARK SOULS II IS THE GAME FOR YOU!!!

Pros:
-A few ties to the first game, "Dark Souls" (who would've known that was the title, right?!)
-Semi decent boss designs
-Gavlan

Cons:
-why can't i hold all these poison areas!?!?
-"My weapons broken already?!"
-Not a single NPC thats remotely interesting (other than Gavlan)
-Hard hitting AoE's all over the place
-Nonsensical world designs
-Story and Lore have little to no connection to the first game
-More of a reskinned Demon's Souls than a proper sequel
-Just about everything else in this game

If you don't know what artificial difficulty is, want to learn more about it, are doing a project on it, orare just plain stupid, this is the game for you!!!

OnlyHardBecauseOfBadgameMechanics/10

Ruined my life
10/10