"I haven't lasered my ass crack, but on multiple occasions I have shaved my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to try and reduce the swampiness to no avail. When the hair is gone, the swamp sweat begins to leave the confines of my ass crack and explore the cheek region and becomes a bigger nuisance. Baby powder, as suggested by others, creates a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ warzone in my trousers. The powder clumps when the sweat enters the fray and it feels like I'm smuggling skittles in my ass." -Cr1TiKaL, 2016