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Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
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thank you for your service in the navy from 96-2011 or whatever

I do this on a regular basis. Whether it is when they are eating or watching a film in the couch with me. I start off every morning, waking them up by farting loudly when entering their room, to which they respond by quickly escaping from my presence. They find it semi-enjoyable. Especially if only one of them are caught in the line of fire. My farts are by far the worst I've ever come across. I'd dare say I have the smelliest gas in the world. They reek of egg, burnt rubber and fireworks. They also linger. For I can let out a single fart in a room, exit and it will still be present when returning 20 minutes later. Hence, I at times surprise my kids by farting in the living room, a good 5 minutes before they enter, only for them to be quickly subdued walking into a seemingly fart-free room. Am I normal, /b/? Any other parents who do something similar?

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