All comments below me are imbeciles who do not know the glory of war

hacker

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　じしf_, )ノ

stompgoat

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+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

my man 🙏 thanks bud

i need that info demon tag 👀

his fwiend matthew bullied me :C leve me alone stop hurting my pet hyena :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

+rep add me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

my ♥♥♥♥♥ is a barbie

This kid bangs your girlfriend with her mom's permission

yessir

pp heads suck my pp toes w

Added for trade

Added for trade

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added for deagle colbalt ibp

i didnt ♥♥♥♥ my cat. i didnt ♥♥♥ on my cat. i didnt put my ♥♥♥♥ anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

Rawr x3 nuzzlez how tha ♥♥♥♥ is yo dirty ass pounces on you you so warm o3o notices you gotz a funky-ass bulge o: one of mah thugss aiiight ;) nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies yo' bulgy wolgy you so big-ass :oooo rubbies mo' on yo' bulgy wolgy it don't stop growin .///. kisses you n' lickies yo' necky daddy likies (; nuzzlez wuzzlez I hope daddy straight-up likes $: wigglez booty n' squirms I wanna peep yo' big-ass daddy meat~ wigglez booty I gots a lil itch o3o wags tail can you please git mah itch~ puts paws on yo' chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs yo' chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up grill I need ta be punished runs paws down yo' chest n' bites lip like I need ta be punished straight-up good~ paws on yo' bulge as I lick mah lips I be gettin thirsty. I can go fo' some gin n juice unbuttons yo' baggy-ass pants as mah eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over yo' ding-a-ling yo' daddy meat

signed by external -for daniel <3 UwU

will you sign my account again k thanks

Add for trade

-rep this kid was caught wallhacking

a woman was go to doctor for check ♥♥♥♥♥♥ . nothing special, just regular stuff . the doctor say:

ok now...spread ur legs so i can check genital with my vaginometer

the woman spread leg. BUT, the doctor drop vaginometer in genital . he put his arm in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get it out, BUT THE ENTIRE DOCTOR FELL IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ .

as he walked inside ♥♥♥♥♥♥ looking for vaginometer, he encuntered a soldier . he ask soldier :

ok....did u see vaginometer???

omg inventory

Hey, I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio

:)

have an offer for ya, added mate.

stop vaping so much weed bro, just eat it

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You're welcome.

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attuned hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with her beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

+rep uwus with confidence.

+rep uwu

he made me shid

add me to play together:D

big pee pee do do gang

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!

i swear to god if this kid goes on nofap he'll become the best player to have ever touched this game.

Signed by that one famous roblox cs player

Girl: am I pretty?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
*She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes*
*The boy grabbed her arm*
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away...... I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she loves you *something good will happen to you at 1-4pm *tomorrow it could happen anywhere! *get ready for the shock of your life! *if you don't repost this to 5other comments...... You will have badluck in relationships

Signed by Elf <3

hi i thought you looked sex in you profile pick and maybe we could talk on discord and play some games some time

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y-yo-youre a great person <3

Big meat