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I'm a real thugster raised on the street of Los Angeles (or the big burger town as those in the know would know it as.).When I was seven my momma had an abortion after I stole monies from her purse to buy my first gat. From



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there my life only got worse, I was in Guantanamo Bay for smoking crack at the White House when I was 13. Upon being released from the pen I decided to be the first black person to write a book.

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Amazing artists in this decade:

Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj
Drake

Harry Stiles
Iggy Azalea
Selena Gomez

Ne-Yo
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Imagine Dragons
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JUST KIDDING! Read the first letter in each word and the true hero will appear outta nowhere

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LEAVEaCOMMENT 22 May @ 4:01pm 
3000hrs of crouching in a bush, thanks for ruining hunt showdown a once fun game

What were you smoking when you wrote that

Ye votaries of sofas and beds
Ye sloths who exertion detest,
This maxim I wish to drive into your heads
A change is as good as a rest.

Ye children of Fashion and Wealth,
With countless indulgences blest,
Remember that indolence preyeth on health
A change is as good as a rest.

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we out here in Boston causin fistfights in the street over sports teams I made up I told this one guy the bruins didnt have a chance against the west virginia moth men and he killed his own dog in cold blood

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Its not deterministic, you are

in a deterministic universe, aren't all of us groomed by causality?

man I’m watching this documentary about the mafia these guys were legit they were really just out here wilin straight up murkin fools with piano wire and s hit meanwhile they’re all named like Paulie Pockets and Tony Pizzacutta and wackin each other off and stuff

man I’m watching this documentary about the mafia these guys were legit they were really just out here wilin straight up murkin fools with piano wire and s hit meanwhile they’re all named like Paulie Pockets and Tony Pizzacutta and wackin each other off and stuff

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I'm a zero-issue voter. I just make cool patterns with the bubbles and then draw little dudes in the margins.

The unique genius of the series is that any 20 year old undergraduate ideologue with a blog can graft their worldview onto Peter Griffin and be correct. He’s an anticapitalist metaphor, he’s a well-dressed, suave, 2000s family man, he’s a tragic portrait of toxic masculinity, he’s a white man with unearned confidence and prestige, he’s a metaphor for a failing western patriarchy, he’s a well-shined statue depicting the vacuity of American exceptionalism, he’s your father, he’s your son, he’s narcissism personified, he’s a ladies man, he’s a misogynist, he’s a creative genius, he’s selling his soul piece by piece, he’s a victim doing what he can to survive, he had an emotional breakthrough and came out the other side a better man, he defeated a giant chicken in hand to hand combat.

Peter griffin, even within the confines of Family Guy does not exist. He’s a mirror. Everyone in the show loves staring at their reflection and so do you.

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The day 9/11 happened and I saw two big tittied goth girls making out on their front stoop on my way to violin practice, (literally on the afternoon of 9/11) thus causing an awakening of sorts. I was 5. Do I like women because of Osama Bin Laden? Probably yes

Going to college to learn social skills? Lmao shiggy diggy doo.

I actually developed so many social skills chatting up older guys from RuneScape on MSN messenger then smoking spice at their apartments they said I didn’t have to go to college because I already had all the social skills it was possible to acquire. Major loser if they made you do that ♥♥♥♥

I am not the knower of all. But without punishment, hate, and sin, we would never need God. We are in his image but we have free will. We decide the actions we take, not God. Without free will, we would never have a choice. We have the choice to serve the Lord. We have the choice to make life better. Life is not better in ecstasy. Life is better with peace of mind. The Lord does not hate, God loves all.

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that

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R*pe fantasy appeals to a kind of desire for role reversal. Women spend all day as the stuffy bureaucratic managers of sex, evaluating paperwork applications for authorized entry to the p*ssy. They fantasize about an anti-bureaucratic barbarian smashing through the cubicles and ravishing her without waiting for permission.

Conversely, men spend all day slaving away in the p*ssy mines, hoping to earn the smallest morsel of spare coochie. Like the fantasy of Sacco and Vanzetti, lowly shoemakers who decided they werent going to work anymore and instead robbed the factory paymaster—the fantasy is of a proletarian seizing what he wants without having to slave away for the boss.

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"All I did was ask why he left Mexico, Jerry. And you should have seen them! They boo'd me out of the building Jerry. Out of the building! All the way to the parking lot! What? A guy can't ask a question anymore?"

"Sure you can ask a question. But there's some questions you shouldn't ask."

"Questions you shouldn't ask?! How can there be a question you shouldn't ask, Jerry? That's what questions are! They're things you ask. Questions you shouldn't ask! I tell you what Jerry, if I see that man again I'm gonna let him know what I think about these questions you shouldn't ask!"

"I'm sure you will George."

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So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.