Who is sshvdow?

For the blind, he is light. For the hungry, he is bread. For the sick, he is the cure. For the lonely, he is company. For the sad, he is joy. For the prisoner, he is freedom. For the poor, he is treasure. For me, he is everything.

If sshvdow has a million fans, then I am one of them. If sshvdow has ten fans, then I am one of them. If sshvdow has only one fan then that is me. If sshvdow has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against sshvdow, then I am against the world.

ORIGIN OF DA UNIVERSE ♥♥♥♥♥CLAT MEFON DA BLOODCLAT MEFON ME PON DA ISLAND WIT YUNG SHELDON PROVE DA ALGORITHM WIT DA EINSTEIN YUNG SHELDON BIG BANG THEORRRYYY BO BO BIGGIE BIGGIE WHITE BOI WIT DA LITTLE SHELDON ONE PART DA ONE TIME WIT DA COCNUT HEAD!!!

in my labubu dreams, i see that town…dubai, you promised me you’d get me matcha there…but you never did…

Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes.

Woah there buddy, I see you just sent an angry emoji alongside your message, not to be that guy but are you really trying to get mad at me? ME? The one you've been talking to for FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT is now the one you hate? Okay this ends here buddy, pack your stuff now because that angry emoji is the end of us. I didn't realise how dense you are that you managed to send an angry emoji, stay mad.