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You know Master Chief didn't always want to be a soldier. He wanted to be a chef. A Master Chef if you will. And he was pretty good at it too. But then one rainy day, he came home, to see his mother, in the middle of fornication with a grunt, asking her, "who's your daddy!" On that day, the eyes of the grunt were seeded into his mind. Master Chief then decided to become Master Chief and not Master Chef, and became a Spartan to fight for the honor of his mother, who at the time was single. Master Chief extracted pleasure from then on from the deaths of all the grunts he killed. And boy did he kill many. Years later, on a social media app, it is revealed that that was what inspired him, and droves of Earth's inhabitants then cancelled the Chief, for being a racist towards grunts. Master Chief is cool with it though, he did save earth, many a time. But now nobody will eat his food, and that's the real tragedy

You know Master Chief didn't always want to be a soldier. He wanted to be a chef. A Master Chef if you will. And he was pretty good at it too. But then one rainy day, he came home, to see his mother, in the middle of fornication with a grunt, asking her, "who's your daddy!" On that day, the eyes of the grunt were seeded into his mind. Master Chief then decided to become Master Chief and not Master Chef, and became a Spartan to fight for the honor of his mother, who at the time was single. Master Chief extracted pleasure from then on from the deaths of all the grunts he killed. And boy did he kill many. Years later, on a social media app, it is revealed that that was what inspired him, and droves of Earth's inhabitants then cancelled the Chief, for being a racist towards grunts. Master Chief is cool with it though, he did save earth, many a time. But now nobody will eat his food, and that's the real tragedy

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Ya I'd give this guy a pound of almonds

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SMELLS LIKE DOG WATER AND IS SLOW

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-rep did not show me his t*ts

sit on my face

I was told to join edan's because u wanted to talk but aight thats cool

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hes bad in all games hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hes toxic af and he got a ♥♥♥♥♥ named joe

Great Person, Fun to play with, Not a ♥♥♥♥. OLOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

+rep good boy

+rep. good trades, was willing to deal with my bad end of the bargain.