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rw 2025 年 9 月 26 日 下午 8:59 
nice cat
baneener 2025 年 9 月 26 日 下午 6:35 
nice cat
baneener 2025 年 1 月 25 日 下午 4:59 
hey dude i was just peeing next you in the bathroom and couldnt help noticing that your weiner is insane, seriously dude your hog is money, wanna be boys? i run with a nasty crew of dogs with wild pipes we got gas can jake king kong dong danny, wide kyle then we got boone aka pitballs aka mister world wang aka lets take over the world with my balls, then we got kevin uh hes just my cousin hes got a normal wang we try not to hold it against him, if youre interested come by my place friday night
baneener 2024 年 4 月 23 日 下午 12:32 
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Olas 2023 年 10 月 2 日 上午 6:38 
Wow :cleanseal:
baneener 2023 年 10 月 2 日 上午 6:19 
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baneener 2023 年 8 月 27 日 下午 12:47 
Another day of being in complete awe of my endowment, at my size. My god, my bulge, it's undeniably huge.I caught a look at myself in the mirror and had to stop and marvel at my size. I am absolutely huge. My ♥♥♥♥ looks like an alien mothership. My god I'm getting rock hard just thinking about it. I'm literally nearly tipping over the desk I'm sitting in as I write this from my massive shaft forcing its way up. Anyway sometimes I swear my dio09dd09 90dalkds kj9 whoa almost lost the keyboard what I was saying is that my ♥♥♥♥ will get a mind of its own and just have its way. I was once having sex with this girl and as I thrust my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into her I essentially catapulted her as my shaft goes from 120 degrees to 20 in about 0.000012 seconds and she flew 10 ft into the air and hit her head on the ceiling. God. My ♥♥♥♥ is just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge my god it's massive. Just this absolutely throbbing massive ♥♥♥♥.
Olas 2022 年 3 月 11 日 下午 4:28 
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the damager 1992 2022 年 3 月 10 日 下午 4:33 
hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P
Olas 2021 年 3 月 10 日 下午 5:43 
Welcome back!
Olas 2021 年 3 月 9 日 上午 7:26 
Come back!
the damager 1992 2021 年 3 月 8 日 下午 9:42 
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the damager 1992 2021 年 3 月 8 日 上午 5:38 
WHAT CONTRY FROM? ME COUNTER ARE POLAND. WRITE ME PROFILE
the damager 1992 2020 年 12 月 10 日 下午 9:52 
Don't pick a circumcised penis if you're a male! It locks you out of romance options and characters will mock you in the game. I can't believe this is even a thing, but it's true. It's truly bizarre CPDR would let such a seemingly minor choice (for a game) to play a role in the narrative. Pretty low by CPDR IMO.
the damager 1992 2020 年 2 月 26 日 下午 1:25 
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Olas 2020 年 2 月 23 日 上午 11:58 
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baneener 2019 年 12 月 9 日 下午 3:30 
It's EXAM WEEK 😤😤 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS 🎒📚🍆🍆 and ♥♥♥♥ THESE FINALS 🤣🤣😉😉. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL 🍑📞 your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT 👊👊 the BOOKS 📘📗📙till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN 🖊🖊is DRY 😵😵. So let's put the ♥♥♥ in CUMULATIVE 💦💦 and do this THING 🙌🙌. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🤤🤤 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
baneener 2019 年 12 月 8 日 上午 4:59 
I think Minecraft is honestly a bit racist/fascist... The whole game has postcolonial elements to it, and the fact that you can literally enslave villagers (created with deliberately long noses to mockingly represent the Jewish faith) disgusts me. Also, the game is compromised of cubes, and as someone who believes in the possibility of a cubic Earth I find this horrifically tongue-in-cheek and disrespectful. Note that the two stock characters, Alex and Steve (two male names, which is inherently anti-feminist) are both white, and aim to kill the black Enderdragon, which is obviously a racist culmination of 21st century racial profiling. Finally, the game was created by Notch, a proven racist and transphobe. So yeah, it all makes sense when you think about it, and many people choose to deliberately turn a blind eye - this is the problem with our society.
baneener 2019 年 11 月 29 日 下午 6:00 
🚨WARNING🚨 ...RANT📢📢📢! For Those of you who are placing 🎀🎄Christmas🎅🤶☃️ lights/decorations in your yard, can you 🙏please🙏 avoid anything that has 🔴Red🔴 or 🔵Blue🔵 flashing lights🔴🔵🔴🔵 together? Every time I come around the ⤴️corner⤵️, I think it's the 🚓🚔police🚔🚓 and I have a panic attack🚑. I have to 🛑brake🛑 hard, toss my wine🍷🍷 out the window, fasten my seat💺 belt, throw🤳 my 📱phone☎️ on the floor, turn my 💿📀radio💿📀 down, and push the gun ⬇️under⬇️ the seat, all while trying to 🚙🚗🚙drive🚗🚙🚗. It's just too2️⃣ much 🎭drama🎭, even for 🎄🎄Christmas🎄🎄. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.🎄
rw 2019 年 4 月 22 日 下午 9:33 
Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
baneener 2019 年 4 月 11 日 上午 7:55 
Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.
the damager 1992 2019 年 3 月 19 日 下午 6:54 
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baneener 2019 年 3 月 19 日 上午 11:22 
Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma
the damager 1992 2018 年 8 月 26 日 下午 1:46 
Tip to everybody, if you're gonna smurf, don't add your main account
the damager 1992 2018 年 8 月 25 日 上午 11:22 
I work for a wall building company, I like to tell our clients that "we erect a barrier around your home." Not only does this provide a succinct explanation of what we do, it also allows me to say erect with a straight face to adult women.
the damager 1992 2018 年 8 月 24 日 上午 7:48 
When D.Va from the game Overwatch says "L-O-L" that's actually a bit of gamer slang It's short for "laugh out loud" and it's something that gamers say to mean they think something is funny

And also when she says "Gee Gee" she isn't actually saying "Gee" as in "Gee, I really do love raisin cookies" twice gamers say "GG", which is short for "Good Game" when they finish a game to tell the other people that they had a good game
rw 2018 年 6 月 26 日 下午 7:00 
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baneener 2018 年 6 月 23 日 下午 7:45 
I work for a wall building company, I like to tell our clients that "we erect a barrier around your home." Not only does this provide a succinct explanation of what we do, it also allows me to say erect with a straight face to adult women.
rw 2018 年 4 月 26 日 上午 10:26 
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rw 2018 年 4 月 26 日 上午 9:53 
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rw 2018 年 2 月 15 日 上午 11:45 
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the damager 1992 2018 年 1 月 26 日 下午 12:20 
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rw 2018 年 1 月 26 日 下午 12:17 
the squirreliest
the damager 1992 2017 年 10 月 25 日 下午 1:46 
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rw 2017 年 10 月 25 日 下午 1:41 
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baneener 2017 年 10 月 25 日 上午 11:24 
Its humid in the lower canopy. The Cunningus Lingus or "Lapping Leopard" has adaped to this oxygen deprived atmosphere by holding its breath until it can reach the upper canopies after a hunt.
baneener 2017 年 10 月 15 日 下午 5:23 
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the damager 1992 2017 年 7 月 22 日 下午 5:56 
Friends bought his smurf I see
rw 2016 年 12 月 28 日 上午 12:14 
smurf brought his friends I see
the damager 1992 2016 年 8 月 12 日 下午 3:27 
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the damager 1992 2016 年 8 月 11 日 上午 8:03 
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Fatalis 2016 年 5 月 17 日 下午 5:54 
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baneener 2016 年 5 月 15 日 上午 5:54 
sleep tight pupper :FleetAdmiral:
the damager 1992 2016 年 5 月 12 日 上午 10:40 
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baneener 2016 年 5 月 12 日 上午 7:15 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE
rw 2016 年 5 月 11 日 下午 9:36 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE
baneener 2016 年 5 月 3 日 上午 5:21 
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the damager 1992 2016 年 1 月 29 日 上午 7:57 
hey man ,i am chinese boy ,can u add my facebook thx,https://www.facebook.com/igchina