Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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Of all the creatures in the sea my favourite is the bass,
It climbs up all the rocks and trees
And slides down on its hands and knees

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Witness below my pocket where I keep all my stupid comments.

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Potatoes love, my gravy love
Tomatoes, and potatoes, and my peas

I put 'em in my hat then I eat 'em just like that
I put 'em in my ears and in my shoes
I put 'em in my pants and I do a little dance
This always seems to take away my blues