IFD 最近的评测

A game called "SEX with HITLER" sounds like a hoot, right?
The games concept is intended to be amusing and whether it's good or bad might not matter to you as long as you can get a good chuckle out of it with your pals.
I've played plenty of abhorrent games in the past with my friends for that reason and you can have fun with plenty of crappy games that have similar wild and wacky concepts like "SEX with HITLER" just not "SEX with HITLER"

The game is mostly a visual novel and a big problem with that is that the dialogue is just horrible to sit through, what i'd want is something stupidly cheesy and silly, dialogue that just has fun and doesn't give a single ♥♥♥♥!
That's at least what i expected but what i got was dialogue that just meanders and pushes a slow, boring narrative with hitlers backstory and them needing to go to russia or something (i honestly didn't care), it was surprisingly boring and i just started skipping it at a certain point because none of it was worth my time.
What would've been appropriate would be some more cheesy flirting between hitler and some of the girls especially since it never felt like the sex had any build up and i was always confused when a sex scene just shows up.

The sex part is pretty lacklustre too, there's no sound effects or sex dialogue or sexy music or cool ♥♥♥ effects and i don't want to be rude to the artist but i will be honest that some of the art and animation for the sex scenes specifically are kinda off putting with strange movements and anatomy, even if the game's not gonna be funny, the least you could do is give me a good wank.

Lastly the game is broken up by some twin stick shooter segments which were honestly the most fun part of the game but some of the controls and hit detection make it hard to accurately aim sometimes and there's even some annoying difficulty spikes. Although these we're probably the best parts of the game, they still got too repetitive after a while.

I did not enjoy playing "SEX with HITLER", i wouldn't mind a game like this having problems if it was fun or at least funny, the gimmick quickly grew stale and i didn't think it was worth it to get through another stupid shooter segment just to get to more painful dialogue that isn't dumb enough to get a chuckle out of me.
there are plenty of other stupid visual novel games that are probably more worth your time and money, you will not get as much fun out of this as you might think no matter how drunk or high you are.

i watched the opening cutscene which was pretty neat, servers are on maintenance.
so far so good!

Me and the boys were on the vc having a nice JO sesh!

this game is pretty cool too.

If you like sonic, you'll have a blast!
if you don't like sonic or if you're only a fan of the classic 2D games, I'd say stay away from it.

Everybody likes to make fun of sonic games, especially most of the 3D entries and to some, this game marked the turn for the worst and it isn't that hard to see why.
This game suffers from poorly aged graphics, bad voice acting, dumb characters, buggy physics, frustrating game mechanics and repetitive gameplay.
You might hear that and wonder "why on earth would you still recommend this game?" Honestly, I might of exaggerated a bit, while i personally had my fun with sonic adventure DX, if you're just looking for a good 3D platformer, these problems might not be as excusable and I'd advise you look elsewhere.

However, if you're a fan of sonic the freaking hedgehog then I'd say this game is a good time!

I honestly love the story, it has a saturday morning cartoon feel to it that is perfect for sonic and playing as different characters and seeing different parts of what they experience is surprisingly pretty neat, especially as you progress and find out how each story connects to each other.
It's fun, light hearted and goofy, especially when it comes to the voice acting, as embarrassing as it may be, it's hard not to get a kick out of it.

Gameplay wise, the main star, sonic, has some of the best controls, the homing attack and spindash are really satisfying and are great for traversing at high speeds although i'd say a few of the other characters are great for moving at a rather brisk pace which feels nice when running around or even flying/gliding in each level or even the hub worlds.

One of the worst parts of the game would have to be Big the cat's levels.
At first, i was a little scared about it and on the first stage, i got a little irritated and dreaded the thought of having to do this multiple times. After losing all my lives, i went back to the title screen selected "Big the cat" and clicked on "instruction" which shows a little slideshow of how the fishing controls worked and after getting a better grip on how it worked, his levels were a breeze.

While i'd prefer for some of the annoying parts of the game to not be there, they were mostly just minor inconveniences and after beating the game, i can say that i had a pretty pleasant time.
For sonic fans, this is definitely an iconic entry in the series worth checking out, as long as you're willing to overlook some parts of the game that might not of aged very well.