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professional disappointment, seller of suspicious potions, part-time gamer, full-time idiot.

hiya~! my name is nikki, level 31, from a random hole in the dry ass plains of Australia.
i mostly play turn-based rpgs, occasionally suck at shooters and stare blankly at puzzle games.

send me a friend request if we play similar games or if you have uncontrolled access to uncensored military documents that could topple a government and/or nation!

Adding Requirements
Yay 💕 level 20+, similar games, friendly, weird, adult (18+)
Nay 💔 private profile, bot account, friend collector, minor
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CPU: ⠀ Intel Core i9 10850K 10 Cores @ 3.60GHz
GPU: ⠀ NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 4GB
RAM: ⠀ 32.0GB Dual-Channel DDR4 @ 1600MHz
HD: ⠀ Seagate 2TB SSD
M.2 SSD: ⠀ Samsung SSD 970 EVO 1TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe
MOBO: ⠀ Z490 AORUS PRO AX (ATX)
OS: ⠀ Win 10 64-bit
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You approach the dimly lit merchant's trailer, hearing soft acoustic music emanating from inside.
"Don't be shy, come inside and peruse my wares.."

A dialogue box appears.. (that's strange init?) your options appear limited to four selections.

1. Buy - This option appears to be glowing? Almost inviting you to select only this option.
"You'd like my strongest potions? HAH. My potions are too strong for you, traveler!"

Potions scattered across the counter
➥ Red Potion - Smells like strawberries and makes you feel slightly lightheaded..
➥ Purple Potion - Has the consistency of jam and appears to be bubbling, handle with care.
➥ Blue Potion - Looks deliciously sweet, but its seems to be glowing a dim blue hue?
➥ Yellow "Potion" - This is just a jar of piss, why are you selling a jar of piss?! Whose piss is this?!
➥ Jar of Dirt - It's just a jar of dirt.. or is it? Theres like 3 layers of different grains.
➥ Bottle of Bleach - It's bleach.. Just normal household bleach.

Misc Items from the dusty shelves behind the sly merchant..
➥ Random Pills - These could be mints, ecstasy or viagra.. I have no idea.
➥ 1x Kiss Coupon - A crumpled paper voucher stating "1x mysterious kiss"..
➥ "Ordinary" Mask - Oh, this is 100% cursed! It's somehow looking at me!

2. Sell - The sly merchant winks at you as you consider this selection.
"Are you sure you'd like to know what I'd like you to sell?"

3. Talk - As you glance at this option, a small voice whispers inside your mind:
"Send me a message~"

4. Exit - You turn around, and run away into the ever consuming darkness..