I write Shrek fanfiction

I built and own a time machine (no, I'm not gonna stop 9/11 from happening)

I MIGHT be the one who killed Jesus Christ (sry fam, needed money for rent)

My IQ is hitting very dangerous lows (Forest Gump levels and falling fast, there's no floor)

I will be the main cause of WW3

Teletubbies is my favourite anime (Best waifus)

Creator of AIDS (no need to thank me)

I collect fedoras and wear them on top of each other (makes me feel taller)

My favorite country in the world is North-Korea (<3 Kim -_-)

Being a brainlet isn't a choise, it's a job

I can read my own thoughts

Donald Trump is afraid of me

i regret nothing

a carbon based organism

It's against the rules of Anubis-dog-god to roast me (that's racist, mega-giga-ulti racist)

I want to travel to Africa to see them sandy _bois free in the wild

I cosplay Vladimir Lenin on my free time



You have 1 second to impress me