"Wehrlein doesn't know what Wehrlein is doing so don't worry about him."
"Try three times pls Fernando. Three times." "I try already so try yourself."
"Engine feels great! Much slower than before. Amazing."
"Can you tell me, when did I do dangerous driving??"
"What an idiot! Hulkenberg was right."
"He just completely shunted into my car! I mean seriously."
"Seriously; are we developing some sort of auto scooter here? I mean really."
"I don't know man, even if we put a rocketship on the back, we will still be 11th"
"Ye I know what to say, I hope I don't find him in the paddock now, otherwise he's gonna have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!"
"There is something loose between my legs... Apart from the obvious."
"Komm mach weg! MACH WEG! Hop! Come on speed up, speed up!"
"There is apoint up for grabs! Let's go get it, come on!" ... "I have 1800 points mate." ... "Go get 1801 then!"
"I'm hanging here like a cow! .. Get me out!"
"What is the Force India doing?.. [...] No no no don't report it he can do what he wants, it's just.. He races harder on Friday than he does on Sunday!"
Engineer to Sainz: "Darren, it's Tom.... Sorry Carlos!!" Sainz:"Hello Tom, I'm Darren."
"Could you describe the current conditions on track please?" "Ehhh.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet? Can't see a thing, very wet!"
"So currently all marshall outposts are reporting no rain anywhere on the track." "The marshalls must be having a beer then... *runs off track* wheeeeeeeeyyyy."
"HAHA! He's not very clever, this guy!"
"I'm stupid, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid."
"MEIN GOTT, MUSS DAS SEIN!? So ein BOCKMIST aber auch!"
"That was a smooooth operatoooor" "Carlos, check the radio, we seem to have picked up some dodgy music channel again!?" "Naananana Naananana, that's better?" "Maybe...?"
"I just headbutted a bird."
"Is it the last lap??" (silence) "HELLO!?"
"What's going on!?" "Stand by Lewis, I'm trying to find out myself."
"Box box, box box" ... "STAY OUT! STAY OUT STAY OUT" .. "YEAH IT'S TOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LATE NOW FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE!!" "Okay copy..."
"Who let the dogs out, who, who!"
"Okay so what damage do you have?" "Talent."
"On the one side I am glad that I went to the toilet now but.. The one I went to.. Someone had just left a crazy bomb in there man.." "The pros and cons of life, Lewis" "Yeah it's gonna haunt me for life, man"
"Kevin that was some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ viking comeback, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great I cannot believe it!"

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