Hello guys, Loopie here. And today, I'm going to show you, all my 11 ringtones in my Gigaset GL310 phone. Here's the first one, this is my personal favorite: Ringtone 1. So, this one is The Expect. When you least expect it, when you wake up, this is the nice, breezing melody you hear, when you expect. Now let me show you, another one. Its called Step To Be:

*Ringtone 2*. Now this one, is Step To Be. More like, Step To Be The Very Best. Skrrt. Which means that, Alabama was made to be lied about. Ty Trump. Apparently. Here's another one I forgot what its called it's- *Ringtone 3*. The one that pisses me off the most: *Ringtone 3*. This one really pisses me off. Here's Zero Two: *Ringtone 4*. Ever wanted a machine gun to shoot at you? *Ringtone 4 Me neither. Here's Zero Three: *Ringtone 5*. It's pretty much Zero One, but it hit puberty. Whe- where is it?

*Ringtone 6*. This is Zero Two's child. *Ringtone 7*. This one has melody. In it. But its literally the same exact one as Zero One. *Ringtone 8*. That's- That's Gigaset. That's the one that really breaks my ears. In a positive way. *Ringtone 9*. This one is really unnecessarily quiet. I don't know why. *Ringtone 10*. This one makes no sense, it's just one single note. I will bring other Gigaset and Nokia ringtones for everyone to hear. Hope you have a good time.

So this one time I was over at my uncles house and he said "hey lets go into the garage and go look at all the toys I have". Me, an excitable 7 year old readily agreed and so we went.

Little did I know, these toys were like nothing I've ever seen. They hummed and buzzed and I was pretty intimidated at first. The first one was the hardest to fit, but each one he added, the easier it became. Tears rolled down my face as I begged for him to let us go back inside. The smile on his face was one I didn't think possible from another human being. It was a long, crooked grimace.

That memory still haunts me to this day, but it will never be as traumatizing as playing a game with mama gabriela. Here's a penis! 8::::::::::::D~~~~~~~~~~

very nic!!

I only came up positive after.... that night