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maximal autismal tbh
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When I was a kid I was bloody prolific at skateboarding but one time I bailed and my penis got sandwiched between a rail and my thigh, thus causing scar tissue to form, the doctors said it was nothing but when puberty hit, I was suddenly a far right extremist in terms of phallic bearing.
I can only wank by massaging the tip, wading down to the shaft is just painful.
Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.
>she says yes
>"cool, pick me up at 8?"
>give her a fist bump
>run home
>she arrives at 7:45, her dad is driving
>no one says a word the whole way there
>as we're getting out of the car in front of the theater I hold my hand out to her dad
>he just stairs at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he hands me a $20
>"I guess we aren't eating then?"
>he looks furious, his daughter looks like she's about to cry
>he gives me another $10
>roll my eyes and say "Yeah, thanks guy" sarcastically
>we get to the ticket window
>"One for Drive, please and thank you"
>I can see the tears forming in cute girl's eyes now
>"Did your dad not give you any money?"
>"Damn bro, tough break..."
>give her a fist bump
>we didn't go on a second date
While I have never in fact, met an Indigenous Australian in real life, I do maintain a certain 'respectable' prejudice against them, thanks to my racist dad and minority bashing media sources.
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THE HENTAI SQUID OF NETORARE HAS STUCK HIS STICKY SLIMY DIRTY TENTACLES INTO UR PROFILE!!!!!! post this on 5 different profiles or else THIS OVERUSED HENTAI STEREOTYPE CHARACTER IS GOING TO SQUIRT ITS HOT AND STICKY AND STINKY INK INSIDE EACH OF UR WAIFU'S ORIFICES, CREVICES, NOOKS,CRANIES, SLITS, HOLES, SLOTS, CLEFTS, AND NARROW OPENINGS!!!!!!
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WE ORA TOGETHER
WE MUDA TOGETHER
send this JOTARO to every stand user you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE STAND USER
18:02 - master of animes: IM MAKING A MANGO ABOUT A FAT ♥♥♥♥ TRAVELING WITH A LOLI THATS CONSTANTLY ABOVE HIM TO GIVE HIM A PEEK
18:02 - master of animes: PANTY SHOTS THE MANGO
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