Before you consider smashing that Report for Cheating button like it insulted your mother, I come to you with a humble request:

Please… don’t report me.
Not because I’m cheating — oh no, if I were cheating, just get good?

You see, every time someone reports me, my trust factor drops faster than I do in bed. It’s getting so low that even bots don’t trust me anymore. BOT Harold looked me dead in the eyes and said, “Nah, I’m not queuing with Peterbot of CS.”

So I beg you — just because i am him — please spare my trust factor.
It’s fragile. Like my ego after missing a 1-tap… Don’t report me.
Report my aim instead. It’s the real crime here.

Thank you for your generosity, your mercy, and for not kicking me when I bought hero rifle on T side.

Sincerely,
A completely innocent CS player who’s just naturally better.