A dildo would be a PERFECT self defense weapon though, imagine your walking home at night and a man is following you. So you don’t have any kind of weapon, but what you do have is a dildo. As the man gets closer to you and is about to attack you and what you whip out your purse, is a dildough. Then the man is confused right? So your gonna take this chance, swing it around like a lasso and throw it at his ass, so now he’s confused cause you threw a dildough at him. Now he’s gonna think you’re freaky and run away. But if he gets turned on by it, what your gonna do is run back to him, so you gonna grab that dildo, strap it onto you. Then after you strap the dildo on, then your gonna walk up to him and then your gonna ♥♥♥♥ him in his ass. Peg him. Peg that man.

Whenever I played among us I’d get hard like really hard. The idea that I could be an innocent crewmate trying to survive when a dominant imposter is out looking for me is just… Or when I’m the imposter and I see the fear in pink’s eyes when I’m about to kill them…. The adrenaline from emergency meetings… It all makes me so horny, today I decided that instead of normal porn I’d wank to among us porn and god it was life changing, the orgasm was strong I was shaking ♥♥♥ was everywhere!! The thought of crewmate just doing their tasks not knowing Im behind them ready to strike… I came super quickly and Id do it again, I infact might do it again right now as I got really hard while telling you this.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Then the following happened. About a week my father wasn't catching carps. One week I was like in a fog, I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ a fish, I even was thinking about catching a carp myself, but I was lazy and I hated fishing. Dad only catched a small pike, maybe because it was late autumn, and he was saying that it was not the time for fishing carps. I remember that he was starting to suspect me about my mania of carps, but I was saying that I just like them and that is all.

After that, my father got an 8kg catfish. I really wanted to ♥♥♥♥ a fish, and I looked at this one. Mouth was good looking. the concern was about his teeth, but I thought they won't do anything other than scratch a little bit. So I decided to stick it in. I took the fish out of its bowl, whipped out my wiener, fapped a bit and inserted it into alive catfish's mouth. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it for a minute, but then the catfish decided to rip my ♥♥♥♥ out with its mouth.

After that, I forgot about this event, and dad later sold this carp on market. But when father was bringing small, 1-2 kg carps to home, I started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them too. All year I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carps, and what is more, small carps were better, since my ♥♥♥♥ was fitting perfectly into their tiny mouths. I liked ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them while they were alive, when they were moving their lips up and down on my ♥♥♥♥. In a half of a year I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over 40 - 50 carps. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ them several times a day, came into their anuses, sometimes I even was sticking my shaft into frozen ones. One time I even tried ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a bream, but his mouth was too small. Later I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a chub, but still, carps were the best, and when dad was asking what fish to catch tomorrow, I always was answering with "carps", since "their meat is tasty".

I live in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up village, I have an older sister, mother and father. My dad is a fisherman. He often brings home big carps, catfishes, pikes and sanders. But most of all I liked carps, they were like golden giants.

One year ago, I was fapping at home. Suddenly, I heard my father with his friends. I quickly turned off porn and launched Skyrim. Company of my father walked in, I stood up to greet them, and I saw big, 9 kg carp in my father's hands. I shared with him his triumph. Father left the carp at home in wet blanket and went with his friends to bar. I stayed at home and decided to look the carp.

He was still alive and his giant mouth was moving. I, for some reason, imagined this carp giving me a blowjob. Then I felt that my ♥♥♥♥ was erect. I think you already guessed what happened next - I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his mouth and came inside. I enjoyed it.