lace your goon with mine
let your horny soul take flight
take me through the edging
goon, goon goon by the river
goon, goon, goon by the river (by the river, by the river)
hanging moon in goon
goon will lead where you belong
goon on my feet
goon, goon, goon by the river
goon, goon, goon by the river, ooh
goon, goon, goon by the river (by the river, by the river)
inky goon (inky goon)
goon and dance (goon and dance)
just leap the goon to take a chance
to goon with me tonight
take my balls and hold them tight
'cause you and I are gooners
the goon is young
and we goon, goon, goon by the river (by the river, by the river)
goon, goon, goon by the river
goon, goon, goon by the river (by the river, by the river)
don’t wake me up, just leave me there gooning

bandolero

TOP 5 dbd killer with the biggest BUSH

5. ARTIST
Idk, she’s just giving unshaven vibes
4. LEGION
One of them has to hide a carpet down there I just know
3. DEATHSLINGER
Scared to imagine what bro’s got down there, might as well braid it
2. KNIGHT
Bro’s hiding a jungle there I can almost see it
1. CLOWN
Can see that netherhair through his pants, yikes

-Rep. Bad killer. Camp and tunneling all time. Go to camp your mm, Toxik!

top 30 soulsborne and elden ring WAIFUS 😝🤭

‼️DISCLAIMER‼️
THIS IS NOT A “GOONER” LIST!!! THIS IS A PHILOSOPHICAL AND INTELLECTUAL OPINIONATED LIST THAT IS SUBJECT TO CRITCISM AND CHANGE!!! IT IS NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF “GOONING” OR “JELQING” OR “GWYNING IT” !!!!

30 dragonslayer ornstein
29 the rotten
28 elana
27 dragon lord placidusax
26 father gascgoine
25 velstadt
24 fume knight
23 alsanna
22 gherman
21 nashandra
20 dancer of the boreal valley
19 abyss watchers (all of them)
18 messmer the impaler
17 executioner smough
16 malenia
15 siegward of catarina
14 emerald herald
13 melina
12 ceaseless discharge
11 jester thomas
10 lady maria
9 chaos witch quelagg
8 patches
7 andre of astora
6 gwynevere
5 lunar princess ranni
4 artorias
3 bashful ray
2 the firekeeper
1 solaire of astora

more tears please