Saved me from the fiery wreckage of my crashed Lamborghini Aventador, and afterwards offered to buy me a brand new one! 10/10, best guy I know!

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exactly what I would have said bro. if you were to have done it with the hotdogs, I can see both mustard and pepper being an insult, good moves, Juice man.

and then she said, "stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ messaging me we've been divorced since 2007"; silly women

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Hello... not sure if you remember me or not, but I went to school with you a few years back. I would say something like "Hey, what's up?" But if you don't remember me, I don't want you to be like "who the fun-dip is this guy? hope its not charlie sheen" LOL Well anyways, hope you're doing alright. respond back if you do remember though and we can catch up because its been forever.

hello.my name is adjárdin al-ahmadiya.
i am doing ramadan.i am love alah and syria.
i am loking for vtuber wife.someone who cosplay "gawr Gura" and is cute.
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protein shake all over my damn
computer! I looked through your
profile pictures and now I'm
sitting here hard as a rock, milk
all over the place, and sweating
like Amy Winehouse in a liquor
store. I don't know what to deal
with first! You've put me in quite
the predicament, I hope you're
happy.

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Hey you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mathematician ♥♥♥♥♥ would it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you to write out a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sentence, with actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words, once in a while explaining what the ♥♥♥♥ it even is that you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did or what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm supposed to actually do with your stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abstract mathematical objects? I know you have some sick fetish/obsession with trying to explain everything with just numbers and symbols and using the least amount of words possible because you were probably such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ socially awkward weirdo your whole life that now you need to try and prove you're better than anyone at all making your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ideas unnecessarily obtuse and inaccessible to anyone but your snide little mathematician friends. Sure we let you ♥♥♥♥ around with your insanely nonsensical 97 dimensional semicuspidal manifolds or your hyperbolic triangles without embedded eigenvalues or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it is you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are doing all day.

:3

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

good times :,)

tomorrow or i mean later today?

gem sumtym okie

i miss you bby gorl

oh noodle

You opened the spaghettios and now you gotta sniff em

Ingredients

4 large Russet potatoes
1/4 cup olive oil
1 tablespoon salt
Instructions
Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.
Wash and dry the potatoes.
Pierce the potato 2-3 times with a fork.
Rub oil all over the potatoes.
Rub salt all over the potatoes.
Place the potatoes on a baking sheet and bake for about 45 minutes. The exact baking time will depend on how large the potatoes are. The potato should be tender inside if you poke a fork into it.

Serve with butter, cheese, chives, sour cream and all of your favorite toppings!

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​i want to ram my meat snake down judys throat. Keep in mind I'm about 4 times her size, so my ♥♥♥♥ is DIPPING into her intestinal acid. She can't breathe but she DIGESTS the tip of my penis and lives upoon the nutrients. She cries and cries and tries to reach for her gun - but it isnt in her holster. I've got it behind my back. I pull it out - she freaks. You can see what little hope she has left degrade further and further - she wont survive this. But she has one thing, one thought, one PERSON to cling on to - and he just knocked on the door. "Judy?" I hear nicks voice and picture his smug face before i see it. I turn around. NICK. He stands there horrified, groceries in hand, as he witnesses the horrors happening before him. Judy is CHOKING on my ♥♥♥♥

and running out of air - and time. Her tearful eyes look to Nick in desperation, then realization, as she sees the gun in my hand. I lift it, quivering, at the Wilde's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. He freezes, my finger squeezes, a shot rings off. Hole in his head, brains on the wall behind him. I have slain the mighty Nicholas Wilde, and extinguished the dying flame of hope that judy clung to. She stops fighting for her life after watching nick sink to the floor. Within seconds, she is dead, mouth still on my ♥♥♥♥, reaching all the way down to her stomach. Finally, I ejaculate. Gallons of piping hot semen are flung into the stomch of the dead Hopps. I am satisfied

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Stop with the fuecking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's c0ck. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ c0k and balls.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuccek up. You all do this. Do you really think your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and coccck and asssesshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ffucekingdon't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.

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