Shammy Sammy
Oregon, United States
21 yr/o gamer girl

21 yr/o gamer girl

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Faeshakar 2025 年 8 月 30 日 上午 11:08 
+rep always reliable
Kulalace 2025 年 7 月 10 日 下午 1:15 
Impressive play
Linger 2025 年 7 月 5 日 下午 12:00 
+rep insane USP skills, add me, please
Kigarn 2025 年 5 月 18 日 上午 11:26 
pro player
76561199213019168 2025 年 4 月 26 日 下午 12:07 
added for trade ^^
DisabledTable28 2018 年 2 月 13 日 下午 5:02 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

*Four ruffians break into my house.
*"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
*Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
*Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
*I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
*"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
*Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
*Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.