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❗️💯 Let’s not be friends for future games 💯❗️
💎💎 Have a horrible experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & turn your computer off⚜️⚜️
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Do not attempt to prevent from touching your computer.
I only care about computers.
I do not care if your computer is Steve Jobs computer or Linus computer.
If you have no computer, I will scream.
If you have two computers, I will touch both computers.
Do not be alarmed when I arrive.
You will leave your door unlocked.
If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your computer.
If you feel fear, I will touch your computer anyways.
If you scream, I will touch your computer anyways.
If you call the police, they will not answer.
My touch is wet, but not too wet for your computer.
I will not touch the inside of the computer.
If you hide your computer, I will find your computer.
If I find your computer, I will touch your computer.
When I'm done finished touching touching your computer, I will say "I am finished touching your computer."
I am the computer toucher.
In my opinion, they shall make a biopic on Osama Bin laden and shall cast, idk maybe Robert Downey or Tom cruise maybe, scartch it Ryan gosling would be perfect, playing Osama and Obama they can set up a little Ryan gosling universe, where every important person is just Ryan gosling and call it Goslingverse.
And idk maybe throw in a bunch of jokes just before and after every serious events, like the passanger on the plane asking what time is it and the terrorists replying "The time is 9:11" and then after the blowing incident, Obama texting Osama that was a good blowjob wanna come over to my place?? 🍆💦💦💦
Osama is anti-gay so no-no and Obama sending his men to kidnap Osama for a blowjob, that'd be hilarious. 9/11
My wife and I had sex, like really hot sex. Like super incredibly hot sex, like really really hot sex, the sex was so hot! But I think it was too hot! Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have sex that hot again, because it was so hot. She did that thing with her tongue, and I did that thing with my penis. But the sex was way too hot! She told me she was pregnant the next day! Then she gave birth 7 months later, I always thought it took 9 months but it was probably sped up by how hot the sex was! What's worse, THE BABY WAS BURNED! It was sort of brown! The doctor held the baby and just gave us a skeptical look, I was confused and my wife seemed concerned. The baby was burned by how hot the sex was! DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID WITH MY WIFE, DO NOT HAVE HOT SEX OR THE BABY WILL BE BURNED!!!
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