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I like the way you look at me.

I sexually identify as mr skeltal. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of giving good bones and calcium to people who thank me. People say to me that a person being a skeltal is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm mr skeltal. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my flesh, strengthen my bones and give me a trumpet. From now on I want you guys to call me "mr skeltal" and thank me for giving you good bones and calcium. If you can't thank me you're a skeliphobe and need to check your calcium privilege. Thank mr skeltal.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "goblin counter" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on serbia server and i am play normal. pls no copy pasterino my story.

You don't know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anything about this hat, idiots. Quite frankly I think you're just jealous ass haters, because you couldn't even pull off this look. You couldn't even wear a fedora if your lives depended on it, because you know what? It's class. And class is for men and swag is for boys. But you wouldn't know ♥♥♥♥ about that, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ haters. This hat is for what cool people wear, and you can't figure it out. You sit there online on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ websites and state ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it, but guess what? It's just a hat, and you're not cool enough to wear it. So next time think before you do "trolling". I emplore you to do a little thinking if that's even possible for you. To think before you do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hating on fedoras. They're just a hat, and you're just a stupid swag idiot. You think swag is so cool, but guess what? It's just for boys, and class is for men. This is class. That's all i got to say to you stupid ass haters and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bully trolls.

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Mac masterrace

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put us through." I agreed. At 22, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because CSGO gave me cancer anyway.

cant dodge the rodge

Hey blonde ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car. You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

When I was in the 11th grade, I would ask to borrow lip gloss from the hot girls in class. I would go to the bathroom and rub it all over my ♥♥♥♥, then give it back to them when I got back to class. Then I would later happily watch them smear the lip gloss all over their lips.

Bobby stared at her healthy firm breasts and felt his ♥♥♥♥ begin to stiffen again. He couldn't do anything about it except walk around to put the car between the women and the telltale lump in his pants.
"Um ... I'll come in in a minute." said Bobby, unable to explain the real reason he wasn't walking toward the hug he knew he'd get from his aunt.
Rudy wasn't stupid. He had the same reaction to seeing his beautiful sister-in-law and her daughter as any other man would have, and he knew his son was a man, at least in so far as he reaction to beautiful women.
"Don't sweat it." he said, handing Bobby a box that he could hold over his crotch. "You're normal. They're both babes. Molly sure has grown up in the last few years." He winked at his astonished son and grabbed a suitcase, which he held covering HIS lap.
If they thought the girls would all go inside, leaving them to ferry things inside and let their erections go down

Ahoy there, maties! The name be katy, but all ye scallywags may referr to me as the Penguinbeard of doom!!! YEARHARHAR!... as ye can see before ye, I am extremely unpredictable! Wich is why I've sailed here, to meet scallywags and cutthroats of the same caliber!! I've seen a total of 13 years, but I'm also extremely mature and pirate-like, given me age ye see. Upon the high seas, I tend to gaze upon invader Zim with frequency with my personal wench (I bye wenches both male and female, approach this topic immaturly if ye dare!) It is a favorite pass time for both me and she! Mainly due to it's unpredictable and ocean like nature, yar! The wench be unpredictable as the sea as well of course, but I desire more wenches and cutthroats of an unpredictable nature! As they say, the more crew the better the ship, yarharharhar!, The Penguinbeard of Doom

The first time it happened, I was around six or seven. It happened while both my parents were in the room along with quite a few of my siblings. After that, I felt disgusted and didn't know how to explain what happened. Since it happened days after that, I knew I couldn't talk about it because no one in our family talked about the cycle of abuse.
So, that's what I thought my brother would do but the second time it came approaching, I pushed it again. He came from the back and got more aggressive. I didn't know what to say or if I should tell or not because this had never happened to me before. To top it off, my parents and the rest of my siblings were in the room talking and playing. I think he even was doing this to my mentally retarded sister as well. He came in and out of me while I felt ashamed and escaped in my mind from what he was doing.

Listen up, men. If a fat woman approaches you and wants to have sex with you, YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER. No ifs ands or buts about it. First of all, you should be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honored as ♥♥♥♥ to have the opportunity to have a sex with a big beautiful goddess.
More importantly, you have to oblige as she says because if you say no, you are actively oppressing her with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous standards of beauty and lets face it, what YOU think is beautiful doesn't matter because she can be as fat as she wants. It's HER body, not yours.
By oppressing her with your fatphobic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though, you are likely going to be triggering her and are thus violating her and her identity and by violating her so viciously like that, you are in fact, committing rape.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good.
Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down

Men are born to compete with each other in terms of passing on their DNA. Getting a guy to become your cumslut ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ means dominating them so completely that you remove them from all competition and removing their very masculinity. There was a kid we used to pick on in Secondary School who decided to 'transition' after school. I started talking to him on facebook and met up with him at christmas. I took him on a date and treated him like a women, and eventually we went back to his flat. I treated him like a complete cockwhore, and after a few hours of rough ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I started full on beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of him, calling him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and saying he should kill himself. I left him in a puddle of sweat, ♥♥♥ and his own blood and took a picture which I sent to a few of my buddies and we all had a good laugh.
That's not gay, that's just alpha.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

What did you say about my mother? Did you seriously think that was a competent thing to write?
Not only do you know nothing about my mother or the sacrifices she made for me, your utter privilege and arrogance have been exposed for all who read this.
I'm usually a pretty civil person that believes in acting with decorum on the internet because I'm a human being that cares about my fellow denizens, so you should understand that where this comes from is purely me and that I would say this directly to you: Not only are you ignorant, you are a judgemental piece of ♥♥♥♥ that operates on pure selfishness with a complete lack of empathy and intelligence, functionally rendering you less than human.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Let me guess, you're some Cis white male scum, sitting on his Taiwanese made chair, typing on his Japanese keyboard and probably doesn't know anything about Japan. You need to take a cultural acceptance class or something, liek, how can you the pile of straight white scum you are? I bet you spread your legs on the subway just to consciously rape us! You will die soon cis scum, Feminism is the pinnacle of our fluid demigender society!

Sperms good protein go for it

hi i am patrick may i have permission to mastrubate to you i have a penis 19cm 7inch and i wanne eat my own sperm what do you think gay or straight?

>looking up how to apologize
Why ♥♥♥♥♥

ниггер

Просто чертовски остановка

"I hope this unfortunate misstep will not jeopardize our friendship." Tips

I am sorry I took such an offensive tone of voice in speaking with you before your friends. It was not my intention to humiliate you. My own annoyance at another matter clouded my judgment. Please forgive me. I hope this unfortunate misstep will not jeopardize our friendship. You are one of the best friends I have.

Is it true about you and jagman?!?!?!?!? Its so sweet

I want you to know how truly sorry I am for the jokes and abuse I have given you over the last couple of days. It was in very poor taste, and I am sorry that it offended you. Looking back on it, it was actually really funny.

I want you to know how truly sorry I am for the jokes and abuse I have given you over the last couple of days. It was in very poor taste, and I am sorry that it offended you. Looking back on it, I am glad that you let me know how you felt. Please accept my sincere apology for my insensitivity and be assured that I will no longer do anything of this type. -jagman007

Okay ♥♥♥♥♥

Stuff about me
I-I'm very loving, sweet, kind, gentle, warm, and caring towards everyone ^^
I'm tolerant :3
I love to help others out with their problems no matter how big or small :3
I-if you ever need to cry or let it out, you can always cry on my shoulder and hold me if you need to sweetie :3
I LOVE comments. Feel free to comment on my profile about anything as long as it's not insulting or weird ;w;
I-i never get bothered by people at all, even when i'm playing a game. I love spending time with my friends <3
I-if i see someone who is sad or depressed...i-i will try my best to help them. It doesn't matter if this is the internet, people express their feelings in different ways in which they may not express in real life <3
I-i wish for this world to become a better place for all of us. There's too many nasty people and i want them to change into better people for all of us so we can have a happy world full of love and joy!

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