cookiez 最近的评测

ridiculously buggy to the point of game-breaking and still dreadfully unpolished

no boys

bad port, great game. one of the best third person shooters on mobile back then and still holds up

power fantasy eloquently disguised as a tactical shooter. a wide array of weapons, enemies, weapons, environments, augmentations and techniques eagerly await combat-hungry martyrs of all kinds. bob and weave past infantry, artillery, and sniper fire... or boldly laugh in the faces of soon-to-be ground meat as bullets bounce off your juggernaut armour. slam oxygen can after can as reality slows down around you long enough for your twenty millimetre rifle to eviscerate the bodies of five lowly soldiers with a single round-- what could they really do about it? you will learn to load, chamber, and unjam the blessed weapons you wield- sacred irons- and sharpen your skills as finely as you do the blade of your axe.

an improvement from The Citadel in possibly every aspect
contains suggestive but not outright explicit artwork; the stereotyped attribution of a "gooner shooter" or "waifustein" is an insult to its gameplay

average 18 hours of playtime with good replayability due to a large weapon roster and equipment selection. the player will be given numerous opportunities to go above and beyond the world's expectations; beyond citadel

you arent buying this for the awful campaign. you arent buying this for the dead multiplayer
you're buying this for the best custom zombies experience in cod zombies history

accept no substitutes

they were right. this is BARELY a game. the story was engaging but the gameplay was not even justifiably bad. the genre of "avant garde desert bus suffering simulator" would be more apt if it was slightly more nuanced and difficult to reduce than "click the 7'o clock of the steering wheel once your car is past the median line, then type for the next 35 seconds, repeat for 3 hours". it was so easily exploited that there may as well not be a game outright.

if you are a fan of esoteric masochism, i can only slightly recommend, because you really have to impose your own challenges and stick by them even after the novelty of the genre wears off and you find yourself encapsulated by the one redeeming factor- the narrative, which is slowly obtained piecemeal through typing, which driving detracts from, so why even spend more time than necessary driving? all of a sudden there's absolutely zero reason to engage in that respect outside of the barest minimum, and said barest minimum is perfectly tolerable for those who are ACTUALLY looking for a challenge

worth two dollars? you must know what you're paying for: a glorified book you slowly "work" for (see: click every now and then), and one mistake takes you right back to the beginning for you to slowly work your way through again.

i like her songs

almost all of the game's fun relies on exclusively gamifying social interactions. past the immediate value of jumping into scary situations with your friends, there's very little in the way of actual gameplay. monsters are usually just outran, the environment is completely uninteresting and monochromatic, and the mechanics are uninspired (which in and of itself is not a negative factor, but applied in boring ways).

it is worth half the asking price of ten dollars.

its magic i dont need to say any more

this game and its modding community pushed me to discover new things about my body.

thank you LethalHaptics.