Would probably hit me with a bat

I’m so peeved . All U do is harass & destroy . U have been seeking me out in all my multiplayer games and slandering me brutally in the public chats . Y do U tell everybody my secrets ! What have i done 2 deserves this . I am not fond of U . U R the most ipsetting & unpleasant woman i have ever had the incredible displeasure of meeting .

GET OUT OF MY LIIIIIFE !!!!!!

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Help me please god i'm hiding from the government in the dense kenyan bush and a tribe has tied me to a tree. Strange men keep walking by and spanking me in the balls with fern leaves. Please tell the english embassy.