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It was back in like 3rd or 4th grade. My mom told me if i learned how to poop, I could get a thomas the train set which was a huge box like huge as a couch. When i took a ♥♥♥♥ it got stuck so i pushed as hard as i could, the force of the poop felt as if i was pooping out a giant nuke. My ♥♥♥♥ was above the lid of the toilet so it was pointing towards the floor. when i pooped the ♥♥♥♥ out i pissed a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hydro pump of urine out of my ♥♥♥♥ onto the floor. and i was crying from the pain in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. then i was like "Mom i did it" and tears in my eyes. my dad had to plunge the toilet for 5 minutes to get it down the drain. and my mom told me she would buy me a smaller train set. I was kinda in pain and felt like i was gonna pass out later that night.



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