Sometimes you just gotta hoomani you know?

But you can't forget to also peemani.

Hoomani peemani hoomani peemani budda de sammina budda summida.

Everybody: What are you doing with your life?
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter, the only means of arousal is sending my Hellfire missiles to purge Talibs, you can not run, you can not hide.

Does anyone actually read this? Cause man I set it up to be pretty appalling to the eyes, anyway if you do read this make sure to like subscribe and add me on Snapchat Jamie.S98,
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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If you are reading this you have delved too deep, leave now. ( ° ͜ʖ ͡° )