Assless Scuba Chaps
Matthew Hardman
Pensacola, Florida, United States
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god: I have made mankind

angels: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety


Catching ladies is my delight
So I go hunting by shiny night
Doesn't matter blond or black
I throw them on the hook and whack.

It smells like fear, I take a sniff
The bait is fresh, my tool is stiff
The hook is big, made from steel
The cries are loud, the pain is real.
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　 　 　　　 •● W E L C O M E - T O - M Y - P R O F I L E ●•
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god: I have made mankind

angels: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety


Catching ladies is my delight
So I go hunting by shiny night
Doesn't matter blond or black
I throw them on the hook and whack.

It smells like fear, I take a sniff
The bait is fresh, my tool is stiff
The hook is big, made from steel
The cries are loud, the pain is real.
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Caffeinated_Toaster 2021 年 6 月 9 日 下午 11:04 
Would 11/10 drop the killer shack pallet for no reason in front of this guy :steamsalty:
big tiddy goth gf 2017 年 2 月 26 日 下午 2:12 
too pure for this world
big tiddy goth gf 2017 年 1 月 3 日 上午 7:56 
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big tiddy goth gf 2016 年 12 月 25 日 下午 1:27 
ℳᴇʀʀʏ ℭʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs & ℋᴀᴘᴘʏ ℋᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏs!!!
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big tiddy goth gf 2016 年 12 月 13 日 上午 11:33 
doesn't ready up in lobbies