♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vegans shoving their morals down our throats.
Look, we've evolved to eat ass. That's why we have canine teeth. Animals in the wild eat ass all the time, so why would you give me flack for just going along with nature? I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ herbivore.
The human body needs ass to function. If I were to stop eating them, I would go weak. Don't you get shaky and pale on a non - ass diet? Supplements aren't enough, and fake ass is disgusting.
At the end of the day, I just think my love of ass trumps the rights of ass. I mean, they're just ass. They're stupid. I'm an intelligent adult, and so I clearly fall into a different moral category.
Just ♥♥♥♥ off and let me eat your ass.