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After a good game in Team Fortress Classic, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TFC and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a TFC LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

OMG AR your out of control

George Lopez adalah serial sitkom Amerika Serikat yang diciptakan oleh komedian George Lopez, Bruce Helford, dan Robert Borden, yang ditayangkan selama enam musim, 120 episode, di kanal ABC mulai tanggal 27 Maret 2002 sampai dengan 8 Mei 2007. Sitkom ini merupakan sindikasi. George Lopez dibintangi oleh komedian tituler George Lopez, yang memainkan versi fiksional dari dirinya sendiri tentang seputar kehidupannya dalam lingkungan pekerjaan dan ketika memulai membangun keluarga di rumahnya. Serial ini diproduksi oleh by Fortis Films dan Mohawk Productions bekerja sama dengan Warner Bros. Television. Eksekutif produser dipercayakan kepada George Lopez, Bruce Helford, Deborah Oppenheimer, dan Sandra Bullock.

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+rep took me and the boys to "Splurge Mountain" where we dunked into a big steamy and creamy pool of thick ♥♥♥♥ from a 50ft+ drop! Me and the bros got drenched in goo, and we took turns pile driving it off each other with our tongues. Afterwards, we had to cool off from all the action, so we got some ice cream. I got plain vanilla, but I think I saw some Rocky Road orders as well as Moose Tracks (some guys just like it dark I guess). All in all, was a great time, and all the dudes bonded and slammed.

Hey its Jake from high school, Sorry me and the boys gave you such a hard time. What can i say you were an easy target. Its nice to see you're still doing nothing with your life. Meanwhile i drive a brand new Mustang GT and make over 200k a year. Later nerd i got chicks to bang.

I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

+rep took me out to dinner the other night at Olive Garden. I didn't even have a chance to reach for the check! Afterwards we went to see Marvel's "Doctor Strange". The plot was great and the action scenes seemed really well developed. There was a little making-out between us (I won't go into details LOL), and it was overall a great viewing experience. I'm so glad Doctor Strange beat that bad guy! He drove me home afterwards and walked me to my door like a real gentleman. I invited him inside for a glass of wine (and maybe something else if you get what I mean LOL), but he had to work early the next day so he politely declined. I hope he asks me out again because I enjoyed myself very much and was glad I finely found a man with a less than average endoyment (if you know what I mean LOL). Some men of ethnic racial statuses intimidate me a little more than normal individuals when I'm just trying to blow some shaft. Anyway, great night!

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

Mate just got fired, 7 years medical training down the drain
Absolutely devastated. A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you.*Sighs... How tedious.

"Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm such as yourself would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty".

As a 24 year old single female I think it's very hard to find a guy who's actually interested in free software. I've had guys jokingly ask to "Netflix and Chill" but when I tell him that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked Google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch YouTube. I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public PGP key so that we can verify our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a guy concerned about software freedom? I feel like I'm going to be single forever.

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