Now you listen to me mister. I work for a living. And I don’t mean writing down gobbledygook I mean real work. I provide this community with propane and propane accessories. When I think of all my hard earned tax dollars going down the drain to pay you skinny bureaucrat twig boys it just puts my head in a blaze of propane-fueled fury I tell you what. Mister I have not begun to project my anger onto you.

SHU

OI M8

MAH BOI

Don't you hate it when you go into a store and you stand in line and it's your turn and then the phone rings and they pick it up and make you wait so you go "wow I come to this store in person and some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in his underwear is getting first rate service on the phone"

Don't you just hate dat ♥♥♥♥♥ when tha ketchup thang has a use-befo' date of 2014 but tha 4 is rubbed off up in such a way ta be lookin like a 1 n' then you freak up cuz you be thinkin "oh mah lord I ain't be believin' I got dis ketchup fo' so long"