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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Ponies you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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i hope i die

Fallout New Vegas : i would rather die of stage four lung cancer then be here
Fallout New Vegas left the game (Client Disconnect)

LOL

*DEAD* has not touched grass in 7 year : ♥♥♥♥ are drawn to dogs because of the tongue and the fact theyre always presenting their buttholes or dussy

*DEAD*(TEAM) osaker : i cnat hear u over my roommates having sex

(TEAM) Craig : TEAMWORK ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

skaska4 : sir dylan you I do NOT accept your thanks for it would be dishonorable to accept anything but surrender from the likes of you

skaska4 : ah yes the barbaric red team once again shows their true colours from their envoy sir dylan the unwashed

meow

Lozip : did you just growl at me

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silkroad enjoyer‎ : you're an opp and i bet u only smoke mid soo... :/

High Medic : Our Medic refuses to heal me because he had difficulty stabbing me in the last games. What kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ logic is this?

Pizza Hut : i stuff butt smell multiple fingers

● dylan‎ : ♥♥♥♥♥ are sillier than vaginas so watching gay porn is the funnier option
● Hot Dog‎ : who watches porn to laugh?
● dylan‎ : name anything funnier than porn acting
● Hot Dog‎ : a kid named dylan talking about funny penis

hi my name is carmen winstead

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+rep cool dude

+rep Cool guy pro harmonica player

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whats hope

i hope u all get sawgon

oh thats hot v

YOU MOTHER TRUCKER ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW 200 DIFFERENT WAYS TO BREAK UR LEFT TOE REMOVE MY COMMENT AGAIN AND I WILL WHIP OUT MY MASSIVE DONG TIE YOU TO A CHAIR AND MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT L O O K A T I T THATS NOT EPIC

widun the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you?

how do i get in to a srver on rust

= gay

notices the bulge in your pants, deducing that it must in fact be a katana tries to woo you in order to gain your prized family katana OwO what's this? glomps you, unaware that what I thought was your katana was in fact your ding dong. I go to grab it anyways, and snap it in half by accident. I feel blood on my hands and know I made quite the mistake Uguu~ senpai, sowwy for huwting u :'( winces in pain, because Nii-chan is screaming directly into my organ of corti Just another day in the life of Nya-chan ^ _ ^

The only people that put a meme as their profile picture (or any pic that isn't them) are either in fifth grade or the lowest tier dunces I've ever encountered. Like wtf do your school friends think when they get your friend request and instead of a picture of you its just some random ass picture of Obi Wan. You're gonna go to get a job and your employer is gonna give you one search and see your pink ass anime girl picture and stuff your application in his solid gold cross cut shredder. What if god forbid, any of you ugly inbred mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get a girlfriend? What's she gonna show her friend? "This is johny, my new boyfriend. I swear he doesn't look like Shrek in real life. Trust me, he's much worse looking." Like i get that you don't like how you look but at least have the decency to show me your face so i can join you in not liking how you look. You don't have to be in this alone. Please consider these words. Think of the children.

Fellas...
Is it gay to exist? I mean, don't get me wrong, buddos, let me just explain: By existing, you cannot deny you are occupying the same plane of existence as another man's penis. Now, pals, I don't know about you, but to me ...
... that sounds pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gay.

~Meaning of a Lick~
Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
Lick on the Stomach/Belly: I'm ready.
Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
Lick below the Chin: I like you.
Lick on the Nose: I love you.
Lick on the Finger: You're so sweet!
Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
Lick on the Lips: I need you.
Lick on the Back: For fun!
Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love
Lick on the Eye: I'm embarrassed.
Lick on the Thigh: Your feelings are not ignored.

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F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!

Do you have Animal Crossing? that's an amazing game i played like 5000 hours of. And are you an artist? I go to college but i'm still a hecka bad arist.

Dear Dylan,


I was browsing your profile and couldn't help but notice your smile glistening at me like tinfoil to a smacktard. Immediately my throat became dry and I just sat there silently gasping and wondering how thy could be so blessed as to view such a heavenly beauty.

You see my life hasn't always been sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes I just get caught up so much in the little things that I lose sight of the bigger picture. Next thing you know you're failing mid-semeters and have to make a living jello wrestling Coach Chuggs at frat parties. And so it becomes a vicious cycle, much like dat dere celltech. Until that one days grace, where the gods have mercy on your soul and you get a second chance. No more crackpipes and over 40' swinger parties. Imma new man and I be whoever I gunna be.

Well that day is today and I am ever thankful that I got to lay eyes upon a beauty as fine as you. I would love to meet up some time? My place for scramby eggs and coffee? Whaddya say?

x
me

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>I was only 27 years old
>I loved GabeN so much, I had all the Steam games and Valve Store merchandise
>I prayed to Gabe every night before bed, thanking him for the free game weekends and sales
>"GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life"
>My girlfriend hears me and calls me a lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Gabe
>I called her a ♥♥♥♥♥
>She says "I'M SO SICK OF YOUR ♥♥♥♥" and runs out of the house
>I'm crying now
>I lay in bed, and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's GabeN
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my money"
>He reaches into my pants and takes my wallet
>I'm ready
>He starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wallet
>His ♥♥♥♥ is a vacuum
>it hurts so much but I do it for Gabe

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?