this man farts on his balls

Dear sister, by the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it will happen. Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, Then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave, then you will walk in and get shot by Eric, Dave and I multiple times. Love, your brother, Keith.

P.S: Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.

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-rep borrowed my jacket and returned it washed

+rep good survivor