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I don't know. Ask my friend Dizis, he's a zoophile
- You drove around the corner...
- I know.
First there were two, and now you can't joke about them.
Don't break a human heart, because it's the only one. Better to break his bones - 260 of them!
Believe in yourself, because who else is going to do it?
(Not me)
Ah, the answer is quite simple: the Bible was not written by the Almighty himself, but by a human hand, whose movements on the papyrus were guided by the Holy Spirit. Which makes the Bible not a God-made, but a God-inspired book. People tend to make mistakes, you know. Like, for example, your parents did.
Don't be part of the problem - be the problem itself
⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣶⣕⣈⠹⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⣛⢋⣰⠣⣿⣿⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠶⡝⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠿⠦⠀⠸⠿⣻⣿⡄⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰
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⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿
⣿⣿⠋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸
⣿⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⢸
If you don't have children your descendants probably won't either
you know what you call an African-American woman who's had six abortions?
Crime fighter.
The best way to make a man run faster than any transporter is to run in front of him!
your brain thinks that squares below are actually diferent color but they`re not
🟥 - 🟦
dont belive me? put your finger up your ass
Being happy is like peeing your pants
for example, I haven't done that since I was eight years old!
(my Ellen Joe)
if a girl calls your
♥♥♥♥ is small.
just remember that
she doesn't have one at all
ask a man if he's gonna date
and ask him two questions
If yes, breathe
If no, recite the Bible in Japanese
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⣿⣿⣷⡄⠂⠈⠂⠘⠄⠈⠒⠁⠄⢀⡎⠄⠄⣞⣝⢾⢏⣯⣵⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡼⢀⣠⣾⢝⣫⣵⠏⠁⠘⠋⢉
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⣼⣿⡆⢀⣨⡮⠟⠃⣾⠏⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘
⣿⣿⡟⣫⣶⣶⣿⢻⣾⡹⡶⠝⠁⠄⠄⠄⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣤⣾
⣿⣿⢱⣛⣿⡿⣵⣷⢻⣿⣾⣷⣔⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣤⣴⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡘⢿⣿⣿⣭⡵⢊⢿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣌⠿⣿⣥⡾⠛⠁⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠈⠁⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
statistically, the leading cause of dehydration is under-drinking
To become rich is necessary:
1) Get off the couch
2) Try to force yourself to do something about it
3) Repeat the process
Don't be afraid to get started!
Be afraid to finish!
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day
Throw a man into the fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
I don't like slutty parties
*When I wasn't invited to them :(
If you're homeless, just buy a house