Another guy????????? In OUR MARITAL BED????????????????????????????

This man taught my lizard how to love and took my sweet grandmother to the best brunch of her life
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This sentence is a highly exaggerated and sexually suggestive way of saying that a large amount of liquid, likely referring to bodily fluids, could provide enough water to not only support the historically arid region of Mesopotamia but potentially even turn it into a temperate rainforest if it were present in such abundance over a long period of time, implying that the volume of this liquid source is far greater than even the combined flow of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.

what's your favorite thing to make at your restaurant? (:

[h1] what does the fox say, you say? Marvelous. Question. Madam. Sherlock [/h1]

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