ERM? what the hell is bro yappin bout

Hej Marcus lillebror, det är din doktor här. Jag kunde inte nå dig via det telefonnummer du angav. Vänligen kontakta mig snarast! Det gäller dina anala "Svårigheter" som du presenterade senast vi sågs (hemma hos dig;) (bra kväll förövrigt)) Vi kanske kan ses över en pinja colada någon gång? Du berättade ju om att en pinja var din favoritdrink, så tänkte att jag kunde vara den älskare du någonsin drömt om! På återseende och återrörande(?) PS. Du är fett snygg och jag är kåt (hihi *fniss*) finns i chatten <3

Just a guy who constantly procrastinates and can't get anything done on time :D

are you some kind of home of sexual?

This guy said "They got potential" When walking past a kindergarten???

I also have a 50 inch vertical and a wing span of 2.3 meters. Stay mad kids! LOL

yeah duh cuz im 230 lbs of sheer testosterone and muscle. You know i bench 405 buddy? I bet you wouldnt DARE to say that to my face. You better watch your mouth in the future or else something bad might happen to you. Im challenger in league and got plenty of smoking hot egirls in my riot DMs, so whos the real loser here? Not me buddy, not me. Maybe someday you will be 1% of the man i am, but that day is not today, or tomorrow. I know you probably got jealous seeing my profile after i ace'd your team in csgo, but focus on better things to do with your life instead of WHINING on other peoples steam profiles. Your just jealous of all the hot waifus i have on my profile that you will NEVER have on your steam profile. Pretty embarrassing huh. Yeah, dont throw rocks in glass house buddy. Ever heard of plato? Probably not, literature on that level is too complicated for people like you. Say hi to your mom from me, she has probably seen my reddit posts LOL.

BMI 33.45

uhm? Sorry bro but no profanity on my profile. You can take that attitude straight back to your steam page buddy. If you dont comply i might have to report you to steam and get your profile suspended for hate speech. Yeah bro, thats about it. Hope you learn from your mistakes and this behavior wont be repeated in the future or else I might have to show my scary side. You wouldn't want that would you? Yeah i thought so.

absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, rep this guy

damn, big ups brother! Thats 100% true. Top 50 soulsborne players in the world! yes sir!

best soulsborne player ive ever seen. Carried me all the way through the game. Definetly add this guy also heard he had a big jiggly juicy thang back there, but thats beside the points.

awp only 0.4kd absolute trash

dolbaeb

I love tüssy

holy fudge, I just want a tall older woman to suffocate me with her milf tits. Is this too much to ask for? I'm a simple man, who's basic needs have been ignored for far too long. This society has something against men who enjoy the sexual company of tall women. It is seen as "emasculating" and shid. Really messed up. The same goes for feet and farting. Sometimes a man needs a fart in his face after a long day at work, it shouldn't be shamed, infact I believe it should be ENCOURAGED. Sorry for the rant, im just a bit exhausted at the moment.

Same!

I am in desperate need of some huge fxembxoy cxock in my mouth. I want a hxung fxembxoy to ♥♥♥♥ my prostxate until i prolapse. Please just give me a chance ! Hit me up on my kik: Lightskinwarrior583

Thanks! I was feeling very insecure about it. Now i feel much better about my sexual practices.

What you just described is a very common sexual practice. Many in farsta and rissne are know to smear themself in sxhit. As someone who has done it, I can confidently say that it is very nice. I would recommend everyone to try it atleast 3 times in their life.

Is it weird if i like to shxit in a jar, put it in a microwave and later smear myself in it? Everytime i have different kinds of shxits. Corn, Diarrhoea, Hard, Rock, Bloody, long You name it! I love having different experiences everytime i please myself with my own feces. But is it weird or normal? ( I want someone to sxhit on me. Please! )

FUN FACT: The city of stockholm is named after Sxcatious the scxatter

FUN FACT: The district of farsta was named after father staglingberg. An ancient warrior from Afghanistan known for eating rocks, dirt and sand. Truly an inspiring man!

FUN FACT: The cigarette brand Winston was named after its founder Winston Cockdale Koomsvalow a middle class irish immigrant from rhode island.

FUN FACT: Did you know that Albania was inspired by the coal mining slave called Alban The Great!?

FUN FACT: Did you know that tiktok was inspired by the great man named tikkinglousious tokious?!

I come before you today to reveal a horrible accident to the Pony Cxum Jar Project. The place where i was hiding my cxum jar were actually on top of a kind radiator that was connected to our furnace. basically the Rainbow Dash figure has been boiled in cxum. Its brown now. And for comparison I also got another glass of cxum.

Did you know that youtube was inspired by the young lad youtilious tubilingous !?

atrocious and viscous man. Really superb and a pretty solid fella/fellas/fellette

He sharted on me yesterday. Inshallah Rahim will get this man in the mosque. Make Sheroid pray his sins away. Inshallah he will be cleansed.

riktigt wtf moment!

Br. I would have gobbled on dat shiii the first second i saw the smegma

-rep
I was at a sleepover with this guy cause we used to be friends about two years ago until we got into a fight after this. I woke up one tuesday around 10am on this sleepover, and i felt some stickyness on my left cheek. I swiped some off onto the tip of my index finger, i smelt it and the stench was absolutely horrendous! I soon later found out it was smegma from this guy and he told me he didn't find any paper and didn't want to wake up my friends parents as we were 4 guys at the sleepover. I asked him what else did he do, and he said that he "dropped his balls into my friends sisters mouth, she was seven years old at the time! (who does that!). This guy is super weird and that was the last time i even spoke to him.

This man has done the poopingt on my bed. i woke up and smellt the deal he dealt. wat da heeeeeeeel?!

WAT DA HEEEEEEEEEEEL?!

Say whaaat!!?

These allegations are indeed true!

i'm being sexually harassed by this user

Is it weird that I fidget with my balls?

When i'm alone in my room I often fidget with my balls. I have no idea why, at this point I do it without even realizing. Ill just be laying down or sitting at my desk and reach into my pants. As long as I can remember I've always done this, even before my diagnosis.

I've just been worried that for some reason this could be bad or an underlying issue but I don't want to ask my doctor because it's embarrassing obviously

-rep

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS games and most importantly, a true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear.

He popped a xan while talking to me so he was tripping fat chungus when talked to him. He started rubbing my axss while whistling fallen kingdom by captiansparklez. After being at dovas he said that he was going to drive us home but then dis chocolate piece of ♥♥♥♥ drives me to Donken. Dis fat dude buys the entire meny and uses my card Then when i drive home with his car he rapidly sxhxits and stains his own car with his own feces.I had to carry that Hoi4 blob up to his bed and when i did that, he thanked me by throwing up on my face.Riktig wtf moment. Then i called the so called "Opps" to get this mf. I checked his pc and it contained 5 petabytes scat pxorn. and in another folder it contained large amounts of swahili black men twerking. I was astounded by thy pleasure i got by colossal mammoth black swahilian orangutan pxenxis. I ended up busting while beating to these absoloute beasts of Swahili DNA. These swahilians are the perfect specimen for pure testosterone output.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Very retarded

Very cool

Dis man got da mussy (matheus) (Bussy)

This man is the biggest cxucklxord ive ever seen. This man/woman/they/them loves to be pxegged by "femboys" This love for "femboys/Big brolic men" has really changed his life.. Everytime he sees a "femboy" he screams "poggers" or "owo so kawaii" It is truly sad to witness a man/woman/they/them ruin their life. I give my biggest condolences to their family and hope they put their son up for therapy.

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