-rep L + Boon Totem Destroyed + Missed Your Skill Check + Teammates DC’d + You Ain’t Got Dead Hard + It’s a Tunneling Nurse + Ratio

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bro norad pls stop

Pasta and Egg

I showed up to the office today with my super cool "I paused my game to be here" shirt, my shroks, and my minecraft backpack. i showed how based i was by drinking prime while eating lunchly, and watching the talk tuah podcast. i went up to my crush in the office and was like "what's up brother, I'm gonna skibidi rizz you up" and then i started hitting the griddy while singing "skibdi dop dop dop yes yes". she looked at me and said "what the ♥♥♥♥ was that". "what do mean" i said "I was rizzing you up, we should watch talk tuah and chill". I thought she was gonna say yes and call me based or sigma or something, but she called me a different word instead..."retarted." the whole office then started laughing at me. damn i can't believe she didn't like me, that's ok though, she'll be really impressed with my fursuit tomorrow.

"like comparing michael jackson and taylor swift, the tides of islam ride with you." What does this even mean?