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Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand comped sushi memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical casino management most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paddock's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

quite recently I had a similar problem. I was shoving hot peppers into my ass, and one of the peppers exploded. I was writhing in pain. I knew from the last time this happened, milk is the only cure. So I found the largest syringe available, filled it with milk, (unpasteurized, remember, thats the only way you get all the nutrients) and pumped my ass full of it. I held it in, and it definitely helped, the only problem was throughout the day, it slowly leaked, and everyone around me was tormented by the smell of spoiled milk...

Say that to my face irl ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me my waifu is ♥♥♥♥. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot ♥♥♥♥. You don't know anything, baka.

Auithors notel Digimon is a new Digimon because there is not actual Digimon that is called Digimon he is a new one that I invented

What in god's name did you just say about me, you non-believer?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Sunday School, and I’ve been involved in numerous volunteer missions during my youth, and I have over 300 confirmed prayers. I am trained in spreading the word of god and I’m the top tithe-bearer in the entire congregation. You are nothing to me but just another lost soul. I will pray for you with compassion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with sinning without consequence? Think again, Sinner. Not only am I extensively trained in performing communion, but I have access to the entire King James bible and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you clean of your sins, you misguided fool. Now you’re invited to pray with me. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saved, kiddo.

The only people that put a meme as their profile picture (or any pic that isn't them) are either in fifth grade or the lowest tier dunces I've ever encountered. Like wtf do your school friends think when they get your friend request and instead of a picture of you its just some random ass picture of Obi Wan. What Does Your mom think? I swear some of you thick-skulled goofy-looking bald-nuts virgins think this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xbox live or some ♥♥♥♥. You're gonna go to get a job and your employer is gonna give you one search and see your pink ass anime girl picture and stuff your application in his solid gold cross cut shredder. What if god forbid, any of you ugly inbred mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get a girlfriend? What's she gonna show her friend? "This is johny, my new boyfriend. I swear he doesn't look like Shrek in real life. Trust me, he's much worse looking." Like i get that you don't like how you look but at least have the decency to show me your face so i can join you in not liking how you look.

Hey can you call your mum and ask her to apologise?

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there's a scene in bee movie where a mosquito lands on Vanessa and she kills it. Barry and Vanessa laugh about it after a brief, comedic gasp. But here's where I take issue; The mosquito was obviously sentient in the same way Bees are in the movie. So Barry is esentially laughing at the cruelty and mistreatment of another species. And in the context of the film, one can only be led to this conclusion; Barry is a racist ♥♥♥♥ who takes pleasure in the murder of different, and supposedly inferior to him, insects. He's a neo-nazist bee. A beeo-nazi

ｗｈｅｎ ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｃｋ． ｉ ｓｔｒｏｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｃｋ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

I miss the old Harambe. Straight from the zoo Harambe. Eating his food Harambe. No attitude Harambe. I hate the new Harambe. Shot by a dude Harambe. The Youtube views Harambe. Up in the news Harambe. I miss the sweet Harambe. Playing with kids Harambe. I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Harambe. See I invented Harambe. It wasnt any Harambes. And now i look and look around and there's no more Harambes. I used to love Harambe. I used to love Harambe. I even had the silverback I thought I was Harambe. What if Harambe made a song about Harambe. Called "I miss the old Harambe", man that would be so Harambe. That's all it was Harambe. We still love Harambe. And I love you like Harambe loves toddlers.

ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

What kind of source do you want. Do you want me to tell you that a little bird flew down on to the podium and whispered in my ear. Do you have to have everything verified, or do you play percentages and data. Analyse what there is as far as evidence and you will get the probability if the factual data. Use that grey matter data storage device that was sparked into life when you realized your self awareness and you can discover vast awareness around you. There doesn't need to be a source for the understanding of the data.

This melon has no life. Think about this: He got a social science degree in college and looks ugly so only got a job as making a pizza. Then he is pissed off and quit the job to review album. When everyday he wakes up and just sit still to listen to obscure underground albums. This and his pizza job made him fat. He decided to go vegan and workout which stiffened all his fat and cant lose weight anymore. He got angry and do memes all the time and give low scores to hurt the artists. When he has a psychopathic seizure he screams at his vegan shake blender. Meanwhile his mentally challenged roommate gets all the love. What a sad life.

Even as I sit here, I can't believe I'm writing this. I've never been one to voice my opinions in such a public manner. But after learning that Valve wants to foster and intensify its drug-drenched drama of immorality, I felt I at least had to set a few things straight. The first thing I want to bring up is that we get more from it than we do from most randy cacafuegos. We get more lies, more distortions, more fear, more hatred, more division. We get Valve behaving like Valve. As I have tried to show in this letter, delusional, pathetic eccentric-types will always band together to devalue me as a person. As long as you remember that, we may yet be able to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into Fabianism.

What the darn-diddily-doody did you just say about me, you little witchrooney? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I've been involved numerous secret mission trips to the Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I'm the top converter in my church group. You are nothing to me but another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which had never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You're going to church kiddily widdily

. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can convert you in over infinity ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to non believers, but I also have access to the entire diddily bible collection if the Springfield bible college and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent you diddily doo satan worshiper. If only you could've known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you from the heavens, maybe you should've held your darn diddily fungaroo tongue. But you couldn't you didn't and now you're clean if all your sins, you widdily a kiddily neighborino. I will song hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You're farn foodily flank fiddily reborn kiddo-diddily

im a ordinary person if you meet me your in for a treat but dint get on my bad side i can be a jerk if you see me on the wright day but i can also be the nices person you have ever me im 11 i am good at school ecsept for math history la and since jk i love video games im a fighter a singer very talented and im caring ask atamatic he is my friend in real life but some times he says different case he has his moods i live in Minnesota and my real name is David an i am a roblocian

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Linkin Park is an American rock band from Agoura Hills, California. Formed in 1996, the band rose to international fame with their debut album Hybrid Theory (2000), which was certified Diamond by the RIAA in 2005 and multi-platinum in several other countries.[1] Their following studio album Meteora continued the band's success, topping the Billboard 200 album chart in 2003, and was followed by extensive touring and charity work around the world.[2] In 2003, MTV2 named Linkin Park the sixth-greatest band of the music video era and the third-best of the new millennium.[3] Billboard ranked Linkin Park No. 19 on the Best Artists of the Decade chart.[4] In 2012, the band was voted as the greatest artist of the 2000s in a Bracket Madness poll on VH1.[5] In 2014, the band was declared as the Biggest Rock Band in the World Right Now by Kerrang.[6][7]

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because you gave me cancer anyway.

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