erm hello? hello? is this the e-girl cat hotline? erm i would like an order of 15 e-kittens delivered to my door please, with extra sauce. You know with the extra sauce how much better it is with 15 e-kittens? anyways, remember when there was hot steamy sex happening in that room we walked into and there were like a GAZILLION feet (I KNOW you love feet!) all nice and sweaty for you? i remember when you were licking the floor from all that sweat haha that was pretty cool you were like a mop just slurpin that ♥♥♥♥ right up haha its honestly pretty cool that you have these sort of interests i wish i had interests but i guess im just a boring ol guy with a big ol ♥♥♥♥ thats 7ft4 aha y'know aha no woman would want to sleep with me aha anyways if you want to see the e-kitten party youre invited aha dont let me stop you from having a FEET time aha!

O-oh god, your profile looks so... a-ah, I'm shy... it... it looks f-fantastic >/////////<<<<<<<<<<
I... r-really like it... maybe... maybe we could... b-be friends...? P-please?
I have anxiety disorder and social awkardness... I also hate my parents and I'm a neet...
P-please don't mind if I'm angry for no reason to get your attention sometimes... I have bipolar disorder, too.......
♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥
Sorry...
Please accept my friend r-request? ^w^
Did I say your avatar looks awesome? I... really like it~ Rawr~~~~
Eh hem, I hope you have a great day~
PS I'm a furry too <3