My personality is this weird combination of disliking myself while simultaneously thinking I'm better than most people.

Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

I'm the founder of the "I suck at keeping the conversation going but I really like talking to you" club.

My hobbies include:
○ Switching between the same three apps for hours
○ Not speaking to anyone for days at a time
○ Listening to the same songs I've been listening to for 15 years
○ Imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist