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ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
ㅤ* Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do.
"I can do anything" says Pete.
"Can you make tea?" asks the foreman.
"Sure, yes", replies Pete. "I can make a great cup of tea."
"Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman,
"Good grief!" replies Pete. "How big is the teapot?"
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