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If you’re reading this, congratulations — you’ve reached the
“check profile to confirm cheating” phase of coping.

Let me guess: you wide-swung, missed 12 bullets, died in 0.3 seconds, slammed your desk, and confidently typed “yeah okay nice cheats” to your Discord call. Now you’re here. Studying my profile. Looking for VAC bans, level discrepancies, anything you can cling to so your ego survives another round.

Bad news:
No cheats.
No scripts.
No magic.
Just hands that work, ears that listen, and a brain that doesn’t go AFK after pistol round.

Yes, I pre-aimed you.
Yes, I knew you were there.
No, it’s not wallhacks — it’s called map knowledge, something you unlock after more than 40 hours and a YouTube smoke lineup tutorial.

If you’re reading this, congratulations — you’ve reached the
“check profile to confirm cheating” phase of coping.

Let me guess: you wide-swung, missed 12 bullets, died in 0.3 seconds, slammed your desk, and confidently typed “yeah okay nice cheats” to your Discord call. Now you’re here. Studying my profile. Looking for VAC bans, level discrepancies, anything you can cling to so your ego survives another round.

Bad news:
No cheats.
No scripts.
No magic.
Just hands that work, ears that listen, and a brain that doesn’t go AFK after pistol round.

Yes, I pre-aimed you.
Yes, I knew you were there.
No, it’s not wallhacks — it’s called map knowledge, something you unlock after more than 40 hours and a YouTube smoke lineup tutorial.

Before you type “reported” in all chat, consider:
• I’ve been playing this game longer than your monitor’s been at 144Hz
• Your footsteps are louder than your courage
• Common angles are called common because people like you keep dying there

It feels like cheating because you’re predictable.
You peek the same corner.
You crouch spray every fight.
You reload after two bullets.
And somehow, every death is a mystery.

Feel free to spectate harder.
Analyze my crosshair placement.
Slow the demo down to 0.25x.
Convince yourself that no human could possibly be this consistent.

Or — wild suggestion — accept the L and queue the next game quietly.

Either way, enjoy your stay.
You’re not the first.
You won’t be the last. 😌

+rep nice BALLS

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