I comment this as a certificate to say: Jordan789 has recorded a 40-second long "yeah boi" in one breath. You hold the world record until I am contacted further in which I will revoke the comment here.

I was playing MW2 once, what a fun game. I easily dominated players and got 15 kill streaks almost every life. Until... it happened. Again I was destroying the enemy team on Team Deathmatch about to get my 47th nuke, but PimpSlapper5278 was in my lobby. He was noob tubing, and I knew there was no hope. I died and died and died, but how? I had up to 5 deaths. No, I never had this much. My career fell apart, my dignity in shambles, and my girlfriend left me. I became a heavy drinker and one day got in a huge fight at a bar. I ended up killing the guy. I drove home, in tears and sweat. What would happen? Am I going to jail? Will I have a life sentence? I came home and my mom saw me. I told her everything that happened. She was shocked. She was calm though and told me with her beautiful voice, “Don’t worry honey, don’t be scared. Your moving to your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.”

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