Lois: Oh, I hate these high-pressure sales situations.
Peter: Oh, that's so cute! You're just afraid that because you're a woman you're gonna do something stupid, like buy that time-share or not realize that your husband taped over our wedding video with soft-core cable porn.
Lois: You taped over our wedding video?
Peter: Just the boring stuff.
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We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Now that day wearies me,
My yearning desire
Will receive more kindly,
Like a tired child, the starry night.

Hands, leave off your deeds,
Mind, forget all thoughts;
All of my forces
Yearn only to sink into sleep.

And my soul, unguarded,
Would soar on widespread wings,
To live in night's magical sphere
More profoundly, more variously.
-- Hermann Hesse, "Going to Sleep"
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Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
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Reply hazy, ask again later.
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