Give a man a fish and he'll eat my ♥♥♥♥. Teach a man to eat my ♥♥♥♥ and he'll catch a fish ~ Albert Einstein when he invented Myspace, Google, carrots and Internet porn (B.C 1706 - B.C 200)

My little pony is gay and you're gay if you like it ~ Jesus when fighting off the Decepticons in the Megazord with his sidekick Batman (1998-2008)

The path to peace is paved with nukes ~ Gandhi (2009-2065)

How to feel someones muscles without them knowing that I'm gay?
I am gay and my friend is HOT. He does not know that I have a crush on him and he has big muscles and a six pack. He is my wrestling trainer and we wrestle around and i can feel his chest but I would like to feel his abs and biceps. Is there any excuses I could use to have him let me feel them without him knowing I'm gay. Thank you. ~ Yahoo answers (???-???)

i [sic] have a sexual attraction to circles ~ kongo (1939-1945)

Blessed be he that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. ~ God himself (beginning of time-now)

The way to kill SCP-096 is to strap him up to a rocket, send him a 1 way ticket to the sun or a black hole....but I would prefer the sun just because the sun is closer than a black hole is...Than we will see if SCP-096 really is an unstoppable killing machine.
Just saying if SCP facility was real, they would indeed appreciate my ideas and possibly use my idea for there [sic] next test..The test will cost roughly in the millions just because of the rockets being used and etc... ~ excerpt from the intellectual MorganFreeman during his seminar (1 Jun 2019, 10:05pm)

Plan A: We could create a turbine with 100"s of lightsabers attached to them, and leave the turbine on 24/7...096 will be sliced and diced
~ footnote from MorganFreeman, post-seminar (3 Jun 2019, 7:49am )