Poopy noise champion 2019

Named a bunch of stardew animals after me.........

FURRYALERT

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

There is cat hair in my fries...

Let's make some french fries, fellow potato elite.

I MEANT PALICOS

I swear to god. The Calico's were made for you. The Meowsuclar Chef? That's such a patch name

Meow ~ Will you be my new mom?

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+rep one of the sweetest, kindest and most approachable players in all of cs. Always there for her friends.

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of dave jones' locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb but I don't care, I'm sp00ky. I'm having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me "shadbeard" and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can't accept me you're a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.

I'm a mous, and I afraid of cat. Glad ur not cat whew!

Have a lovely day! Never stop being a caring and loving friend, and also being very beautiful too!

GOD cat.

Watashi wa kame ga daisuki

baka san kawaii desu desu sugoi hakapakasakadoo

Let me make something very CLEAR. It is not okay to harass women. As a man I sincerely apologize on behalf of my gender. That gender being CIS GENDERED MALE!!!! That being said I am a self titled "White Knight" and I will not tolerate this abuse. Women are equal if not better than men and they will be treated as such otherwise I will have to educate you on the hardships and perils women face every day. Do you feel the threat of [REMOVED AKA TRIGGER WARNING] when you walk to your car at night? Of course not. So treat women nicely or else. I'll be coming for you.

Oh that's great!!! I like fish balls and so do cats!!!

lol I told her "Patchwork guilt also uses patchwork passive aggressiveness" and she was VERY UNHAPPY WITH ME..... Her face ----->

Just let the hiaters hiat.

/wiki/Gang_patch
A gang patch is a term used in New Zealand to refer to the identifying insignia of a street gang. They have been linked to intimidation of members of the public by gang members. The patch is often seen as being as important to gang members as a military flag is to members of an army group, and any insult to the patch is taken as being an insult to the gang as a whole. Being a "patched" member of a gang is to be a fully initiated member of the gang and often a ranking member of the gang's structure.

I am a master DM and have been playing DnD competitively and professionally since I was 7. I am now a creative writing major and have published four books on DnD. I have binder of over hundreds of characters to choose from. If you want to join our COOL KID group, you can fill in an application on our site that I can PM you if you want.

+rep the best big sister and pocket carry any team could ever ask for

+rep great carry potential in cs go; 1x flashbang clutch; 2x cat rush hold; 3x 5 man spray downs... honestly kinda suspicious

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